F*@# i hate spiders

[BLACKCHARM88]

Killed a 2 and a half inch in diameter brown recluse on Sunday while splitting wood. Glad he didn't decide to crawl up my arm while moving the logs to split, that would be terrible.

[DEV0 E30]

Good morning R3V and fuck the rainforest.

Golden Orb Weavers are scary. I have one in a glass case... somewhere... or I threw it away... it ONLY has like an 8inch wingspan. Their legs are crazy long.







MORE SPINE SHIVERING SHIT, natural recluse trap though...

[BLACKCHARM88]

Trololol

[slaterd]

Good morning R3V and fuck the rainforest.

[BLACKCHARM88]

Had a camel spider fight a scorpion once, camel spider had its ass handed to it.

[TurboJake]

ftfy

[Massimo]

Funniest shit ever

Those girls and the elevator shit some serious bricks

[Swanny]

[DEV0 E30]

dont get me wrong, if i woke up in the middle of the night and one that big was crawling on me i'd more then likely pass out due to sheer panic after pissing my pants and throwing up in the process

but for the most part, tarantulas and the like dont weird me out, but theres a lot guy at my dealer who goes around the lot looking for black widows and collects them in various containers, then proceeds to show them off, making me and every one else's skin crawl

fuck that

I've killed a few around my property. Any time I see a thick web on a dilapidated/broken down car I want to throw a molotov cocktail right at it. They should all burn. I have a friend who works in a warehouse and he's had to kill dozens as they will be on his forklift or hiding everywhere he needs to be. Skin crawling for sure.

But the worst?

Worst sighting for me was in Washington. A little Creek/Park/Natural Falls a group of friends out for a nice walk. Walking on a steel grated bridge, and I look just past where my feet were. I think thousands doesn't quite cover how many black widows I see below in massive webs. Arachnophobia hit hard, then I saw a bird in the web that must have been dead for days... I proceeded to stop walking on the grated part of the bridge and just scan/stare at the entire area. The grates ran probably 1/4 of a mile, you could not count how many there were. You'd see probably 5-10 within a foot area, but because the bridge was suspended above more than 30 feet, and it wasn't open to any rushing water it looked like they went all the way down to just above the ground. FUUUUUUUUUUU. That made my skin crawl more than anything.

[kway]

Well, I used to want to visit Australia one day...

[Massimo]

dont get me wrong, if i woke up in the middle of the night and one that big was crawling on me i'd more then likely pass out due to sheer panic after pissing my pants and throwing up in the process

but for the most part, tarantulas and the like dont weird me out, but theres a lot guy at my dealer who goes around the lot looking for black widows and collects them in various containers, then proceeds to show them off, making me and every one else's skin crawl

fuck that

Ha you would love huntsmans then. They are the kind that you will find on your celling above you when you wake up or on the back of the bathroom door. Or if you are really luck these motherfuckers will hide in your tap, you will then go to fill your self a nice cup of cold water.

Instead Huntsman jumps out on your hand and that is how you shit, fart, pee, scream and pass out all at the same time.

[bikerbill2021]

That big one doesn't bother you!? It Doesn't!? The heck's wrong with...never mind.
Holy Heck, I'm writing this from the other side of the room.

And yeah, our Australian friends must think we're wimpy as hell. Funnel Web is just the beginning. I'm pretty sure the butterflies and hummingbirds in Australia can take down a buffalo.

dont get me wrong, if i woke up in the middle of the night and one that big was crawling on me i'd more then likely pass out due to sheer panic after pissing my pants and throwing up in the process

but for the most part, tarantulas and the like dont weird me out, but theres a lot guy at my dealer who goes around the lot looking for black widows and collects them in various containers, then proceeds to show them off, making me and every one else's skin crawl

fuck that

[ST1G]

Nope.



Nope nope nope nope

















nope.

[SubDad]

That big one doesn't bother you!? It Doesn't!? The heck's wrong with...never mind.
Holy Heck, I'm writing this from the other side of the room.

And yeah, our Australian friends must think we're wimpy as hell. Funnel Web is just the beginning. I'm pretty sure the butterflies and hummingbirds in Australia can take down a buffalo.

[bikerbill2021]

see, that big guy doesnt really bother me, its the tiny little fuckers that freak me out