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  • JUMPNYC
    E30 Addict
    • Sep 2008
    • 519
    #1

    New Brazilian Dance Craze




    I heard some stripper 100lbs wet broke a linebackers nose with this move!
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    • mrsleeve
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Mar 2005
      • 16385
      #2
      fail at embed and wheres the 100lb stripper
      Originally posted by Fusion
      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
      William Pitt-

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        • JUMPNYC
          E30 Addict
          • Sep 2008
          • 519
          #3
          Relax there mrsleeve, I fixed it!

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            • chadthestampede
              No R3VLimiter
              • Jul 2008
              • 3600
              #4
              that dude doesn't look happy at all
              Originally posted by LJ851
              I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                • mrsleeve
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 16385
                  #5
                  Originally posted by JUMPNYC
                  Relax there mrsleeve, I fixed it!
                  lol I am pissy this morn. I have a bad case of this shits, and cant sleep. ( I am a night owl so I go to bed about sun up)

                  that looks to be more like punishment than anything. He should have a all latex suit on breathing through a straw and hand cuffed to a steam pipe. She should have a whip, Corset and knee high boots on and go by Mistress Kitty
                  Last edited by mrsleeve; 06-10-2010, 07:40 AM.
                  Originally posted by Fusion
                  If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                  The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                  The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                  Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                  William Pitt-

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                    • JUMPNYC
                      E30 Addict
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 519
                      #6
                      HAHA I have the shits too, i ate lots of Taco Bell last night when i was baked. Now I am paying for it. Here is the link for the 1st video I tried to post that has its embed as disabled. I am going to try to download it later and repost.

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSBfETuxeDA


                      These brazilian bitches with the pillow asses cant make up for the whiplash that is sure to ensue!

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                        • joshuaaa
                          E30 Addict
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 462
                          #7
                          wtf.

                          i personally do not want a headache.

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                            • deutschman
                              R3V Elite
                              • May 2008
                              • 5958
                              #8
                              i'd rather be doing that with a different part of my body...
                              sigpic
                              "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                                • jasonsnoddy
                                  E30 Mastermind
                                  • Feb 2010
                                  • 1900
                                  #9
                                  this is ridiculous. that is all i have to say


                                  Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                                  ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                                  Originally posted by JakeP
                                  with a coathanger

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                                    • E30Nova
                                      E30 Mastermind
                                      • May 2009
                                      • 1546
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                      that dude doesn't look happy at all
                                      Yeah I noticed that, too. He looks bored out of his mind. Normally I'd call him a fag because I'd rail that bitch, but really, nothing about that looks entertaining.

                                      Matt
                                      Matt

                                      Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                                      I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
                                      Originally posted by kronus
                                      try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
                                      Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                      This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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                                        • LBJefferies
                                          Banned
                                          • Sep 2009
                                          • 1690
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                          fail at embed and wheres the 100lb stripper
                                          That ass alone is 100lbs.

                                          If some girl started pounding my crotch like that with her ass I really don't think I could help myself. And it's not like I could be held responsible for my actions at that point.

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                                            • freeride53
                                              R3V OG
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 11972
                                              #12
                                              thats the funniest thing since the lambada

                                              1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                                              1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                                              1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                                              2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                                                • HiTheNameIsBJ
                                                  E30 Enthusiast
                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                  • 1116
                                                  #13
                                                  One time I went to this local grimy strip club wasted and some stripper did the face slam to me a good 10-15 times. I had a hat on at the start, my friends said I looked like charlie brown after getting flipped by a frozen rope.


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                                                    • Maluco
                                                      R3V OG
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 6572
                                                      #14
                                                      ah, more gold from the hills of Rio.... You guys should hear the lyrics to some of all the past gems of Baile Funk. lol

                                                      reminded me of:

                                                      Last edited by Maluco; 06-10-2010, 07:09 PM.

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                                                        • george graves
                                                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 19986
                                                          #15
                                                          That's not a new stripper move.
                                                          Originally posted by Matt-B
                                                          hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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