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  • Farbin Kaiber
    Lil' Puppet
    • Jul 2007
    • 29502
    #1

    Performing a Ceremony...

    So, there is that thread where someone is asking about being a Best Man. I have to perform a Wedding, my first in the next month. Advise? Anyone else ever been in my shoes?

    Should I get Ordained?
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    • der affe
      Moderator
      Technical
      • Dec 2005
      • 8452
      #2
      get ordained by Satanic Church, that should slow down the requests.......
      seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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        • Kruzen
          R3V Elite
          • Mar 2004
          • 5603
          #3
          Seems like a good way to make money. We had a friend do it that was an ordained minister and he only wanted $50, we ended up giving him $150 just because he's a swell chap and didn't screw anything up ;)
          Who doesn't love a little BBQ?
          Griot's Garage at a Deep Discount

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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502
              #4
              And Ordination complete.

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                • chadthestampede
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 3600
                  #5
                  That's it?

                  What do you have to do?
                  Originally posted by LJ851
                  I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

                  Feedback

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                    • Optimator
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 1396
                      #6
                      I am wont to believe this was an online exam that could be completed by r3v shitheads such as "bimmer_e30". As such I'm sure the illustrious Farbin Kaiber passed with flying colors (72%).

                      Questions of this ilk were likely included:

                      1. Are you a felon in more than 2 states?
                      2. Dog is ___ spelled backwards.
                      3. Which Power Ranger was gay?
                      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                        • mrsleeve
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 16385
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Optimator
                          I am wont to believe this was an online exam that could be completed by r3v shitheads such as "bimmer_e30". As such I'm sure the illustrious Farbin Kaiber passed with flying colors (72%).

                          Questions of this ilk were likely included:

                          1. Are you a felon in more than 2 states? (NO)
                          2. Dog is ___ spelled backwards. (I dont spell gooder)
                          3. Which Power Ranger was gay? ( All of them but the pink one, I liked the pink one)
                          Farbin this thread makes me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
                          Originally posted by Fusion
                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                          William Pitt-

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                            • Farbin Kaiber
                              Lil' Puppet
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 29502
                              #8
                              White Ranger, duh.

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                                • Massive Lee
                                  R3V OG
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 6782
                                  #9
                                  I don't know why, but Farbin being allowed to celebrate the wedding between a potato and a potato doesn't seem right.

                                  Shall we call you reverend Farbin from now on?
                                  Last edited by Massive Lee; 06-18-2010, 11:45 AM.
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                                    • Farbin Kaiber
                                      Lil' Puppet
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 29502
                                      #10
                                      Dan Quayle,

                                      I have not yet determined the title I shall use.

                                      -Me

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                                        • Farbin Kaiber
                                          Lil' Puppet
                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 29502
                                          #11
                                          And done.

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                                            • s0urce
                                              R3VLimited
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 2933
                                              #12
                                              ^ahahahaha
                                              tasty

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                                                • Farbin Kaiber
                                                  Lil' Puppet
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 29502
                                                  #13
                                                  ^ I'll make sure not to offer my services to Porn Moguls. :razz:

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                                                    • Midnight Sun
                                                      E30 Addict
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 429
                                                      #14
                                                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1BTFhUzJXU


                                                      Thanks Yakima, Wa.
                                                      Originally posted by Teaguer
                                                      Filling an Eta's tank with super unleaded will reach the cars maximum attainable performance level .

                                                      Aa a bonus filling the tank will also double any Eta's resale value .

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                                                        • s0urce
                                                          R3VLimited
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 2933
                                                          #15
                                                          I love your face in that pic. It's as if you're saying..."yea I'm a fucking minister"
                                                          tasty

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