how to poop at work...

[SamE30e]

I never crap at work. I seldom use the washroom at all.

[Jand3rson]

I hate pooping anywhere but at my house.

[ShowStopper]

LMAO that was the funniest thing i read in awhile

[dave87325is]

private pooping room. TFW! i enjoy poopin' tho. so never really bothered me to poop here at work.

lol at 'uncle ted'.

[Turf1600]

It seems like every time I poop it's at work

[2Big4a3Series]

I've encountered the turd burgular at work. I even held on to the door thinking that he might get the hint. He managed to force the door lock open and yanked the door out of my hand and said, "Oh, I was wondering why the door wouldn't open easily." as he looked at me with shock and surprise. I should have said something but I didn't want him to know that it was me.

[dave87325is]

oh its missing something.

for private pooping rooms..
after courtesy flush. spray (not too much tho.. coz then the crap odor and the fragrance will join up. not a very good smell!) . and leave fan on when when you step out.

[blunttech]

oh its missing something.

for private pooping rooms..
after courtesy flush. spray (not too much tho.. coz then the crap odor and the fragrance will join up. not a very good smell!) . and leave fan on when when you step out.

correct, not a good smell. it smells like you took a shit under a pine tree

[dave87325is]

correct, not a good smell. it smells like you took a shit under a pine tree

yup. worse than when you drive near a fertilizer factory. smells like crap and mint.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Oh I have to send this to my dad!! Wow I have a story. I was recently working on a 13 hour shift filming a movie in a small apartment. They were shooting in the hallway where the only bathroom is. I was actually stationed in the bathroom as a sound mixer to not be in the scene. I HAD to take a shit but #1 It was a girls apartment that I didnt know and #2 It was a place where I didnt know anyone. 2 of my biggest rules. Dont shit in an unknown place and dont shit in a girls apartment where more than 1 girl was on their rag (neccessitating multiple trips to the bathroom for said girls). But I did it and the story behind it is priceless.



Mariano

[equate975]

My buddy has a good story. He worked installing carpets in houses. Hung over one day and had to take a big shit, more or less he was forced into using the persons house that he was putting carpet in. Well apparently the basement bathroom he was trying to use didn't work so good, and he plugged the fucking toilet. The water level in the bowl started to rise, and fearing a spill he grabbed a toilet brush and jammed the fucker waayy down there to try and free up the pipes. Ended up breaking the bush part off, then gets the bright idea to try and flush it down.

Busted the pipes in the toilet and sent shit water all over the basement. It was a pretty hefty bill too, to fix.

[dave87325is]

Oh I have to send this to my dad!! Wow I have a story. I was recently working on a 13 hour shift filming a movie in a small apartment. They were shooting in the hallway where the only bathroom is. I was actually stationed in the bathroom as a sound mixer to not be in the scene. I HAD to take a shit but #1 It was a girls apartment that I didnt know and #2 It was a place where I didnt know anyone. 2 of my biggest rules. Dont shit in an unknown place and dont shit in a girls apartment where more than 1 girl was on their rag (neccessitating multiple trips to the bathroom for said girls). But I did it and the story behind it is priceless.



Mariano

so.. whats the story behind it, mariano?

[Fel]

I love pooping at work... gives me some time to myself where no one can bug me with work nonsense... haha. I usually have a DS in my pocket too, so sometimes I'll get a little mario kart action going... best way to poop.

[StereoInstaller1]

I feel bad for the people who have to follow me after I take a dump.

Picnic '07 was harsh for the select few.

[Borat]

haha, surprised they didn't work cave paintings in there though?