Lewis Black was not joking.....

[rwh11385]

The day starting my spring break, it snowed and I got a funny nose and other cold shit......so I had some Nyquil....didn't have a measuring cup so I guessed drinking from the bottle.

I was pretty fucked when I went to bed.

[e30sd]

yup

also, MTV did to music what KFC did to chicken.

[Jarvis]

Don't you mean Denis Leary was not joking?

[rwh11385]

Lewis Black - The White Album is the source of most recent talking about drinking Nyquil for me.

I was lying down and wondering my I felt weird then I realized I was almost drunk, but different. Crazy. So kiss some sick babies and do a couple shots of Nyquil to help to feel better.

[KenC]

Nyquil comes in two flavors; red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

Jerry Seinfeld > Lewis Black > All Others

[e30sd]

Nyquil comes in two flavors; red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

Jerry Seinfeld > Lewis Black > All Others

[KenC]

Nyquil comes in two flavors; red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

Jerry Seinfeld > Lewis Black > All Others

I'll see your Dave's and raise you:

[e30sd]

this is gonna go south real quick

[DEV0 E30]

Dextramathoripine.

[Jarvis]

Denis Leary > Jerry Seinfeld > Lewis Black > all others

[Gr00v3]

dane cook >*

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NEW MEXICO MARIJUANA DISPENSARY

[Il Duce]

MITCH fucking HEDBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"my friend asked me if i wanted a frozen bananna, i didnt want one, but i wanted a regular bananna later, so i said yes..."

[NC325iC]

dane cook >*

/thread

not 100 percent sure what he meant but dane cook es numero uno

[Jand3rson]

MITCH fucking HEDBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"my friend asked me if i wanted a frozen bananna, i didnt want one, but i wanted a regular bananna later, so i said yes..."

"I have determined that a duck's opinion of me is based solely on whether or not I have bread. The only reason ducks do not get bread themselves is because they do not posess the ability to buy a loaf. If I worked in a store, and a duck came in and took a loaf of bread off of the shelf, I would let him go."

And you guys can all just go to hell, because THIS is one of the funniest men alive. Those who know who he is, don't need me to tell you his name.

[Charlie]

MITCH fucking HEDBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"my friend asked me if i wanted a frozen bananna, i didnt want one, but i wanted a regular bananna later, so i said yes..."

I saw Hedburg live about a month ago.

Don't fucking bother, he's worthless. Same Damn routine he's done for the last 8-9 years, and he got pissed when he got heckeled and basically left the stage. Had his wife open for him, she was absolutely worthless and got booed off. He tried, but can't ad-lib for shit.

He's got about 45 minutes of stuff, and has stuck with it for a decade.

-Charlie