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    why i hate merc owners.

    ever been brake checked for no reason? well today i was. but this wasnt your normal brake check. this one was worse because it actually ended with a result.

    today i was on my way to work with my girl friend in her car. she was driving. we were cruising up this quiet road at about 60. in front of us was a shiny new merc. apparently mr benz felt we were following him a little to close and was threatend by beths corola. so he did what any man afraid of a womans tiny car would. he SLAMMED on the brakes to the point where smoke was rolling off all 4 tires. now i feel Bethany is a pretty good driver (well as good as any woman driver can be) she was paying attention and her reaction time was excellent. but being that its still a corolla she had no chance of stopping in time. due to oncoming traffic she couldnt swerve left. so she had to go right. right into a ditch. the car slammed head first into the dirt wall dug in and rolled. once over and once vertically (a flare if you will). being that i wasnt wearing my seatbelt :( the first thing to hit the windshield was the top of my head luckily i stayed in the car due to the roof caving. after coming to a stop and making sure she was ok. my first thought was to kill the driver of the benz. (who after coming to a complete stop and watching us roll past him had left). it was about then after trying to get the door open and failing. i realized how much pain i was in.

    long story short. after 1 ambulance ride (plus hers) 5 hours in the ER 1 CAT scan 14 Xrays (plus her 4 for her arm) and approximately ten thousand dollars in medical bills plus her (7ish) and one toyota Corrola latter im finally home sore as all hell and tough to move but ok. as is my girl.


    moral is. always stay on your toes, allow enough following room and never trust the cock-sucker in front of you. also maybe resist the urge to brake check people as the consequences can be more severe then they seem. or at least do it right!
    several people told me today that i was lucky to walk away from it. when the police showed me pictures of it, they said i was lucky to be alive.


    as seen here.

    photos as promised. in the first post as well





    thanks to all who took the time to read this and allow me to vent.

    im also sorry for any typos i make as im on pain meds in addition to some greenery from my room mate

    PS: to the driver of that car. fuck you. i hope to get cancer. your an embarrassment to the german owners and a pathetic excuse of a human.

    cheers
    Joe
    Last edited by xLegendOZWest; 06-23-2010, 10:18 PM. Reason: pics added
    Live Fast. Drive Faster.

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    You wanna hit it, but your afraid of the consequences :(

    #2
    Way, way to fucking long to read.

    Cliffs?

    I'm just guessing you hate Merc owners because one fucked your girlfriend/sister this evening....
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      #3
      wear your seatbelt, dumbass.

      but other than that, i'm glad you're not dead.
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        #4
        did you report ass hole to the cops, plate numbers, On comming traffic stop and tell them that the ass hole stopped forcing you to the dinky weeds ?????
        Originally posted by Fusion
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          #5
          I'm bored now.

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            #6
            That sucks dude....
            Originally posted by Matt-B
            hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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              #7
              Originally posted by daniel View Post
              wear your seatbelt, dumbass.

              but other than that, i'm glad you're not dead.
              this, always wear your fucking seatbelt
              -Andy

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                #8
                ha ha cliffs are i got lots of owies.

                i told them as much as i remembered. (make and model) and most witnesses bounced before PD showed. i have no idea what the others said as i was stuffed in a squad on a back board as soon as EMS got there.

                I WILL wear my seatbelt from now on and thanks Dan and george. and im sorry danny next time ill tell a story about zombie unicorns trying to steal the moon.
                Live Fast. Drive Faster.

                "Nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD... :)
                You wanna hit it, but your afraid of the consequences :(

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                  #9
                  what a fucking low life scum of the earth waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.Glad you got out of it man. Id still be placing a report and trying to find him. Hire a pd find his car place shit in the door handles a live bird inside drain the oil and fill it full of salt water loosen 3 bolts on his drive shaft and then shoot a rpg into his front door

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                    #10
                    ^^^^^^THIS!!!!! in that order? thanks man, they were looking for him. i dont know if anythings come of it. dude prob put his foot down till he changed cities. i still hope he get aids raped.
                    Live Fast. Drive Faster.

                    "Nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD... :)
                    You wanna hit it, but your afraid of the consequences :(

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                      #11
                      Oh. BTW - if you give me $5000, I'll find that merc owner for you.
                      Originally posted by Matt-B
                      hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                        #12
                        ha ha "top men "
                        Live Fast. Drive Faster.

                        "Nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD... :)
                        You wanna hit it, but your afraid of the consequences :(

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                          #13
                          That's fucking intense. REALLY REALLY SHITTY!!! Wishing cancer upon him made me Lol.

                          Seatbelt, always. You learned... The hard way.
                          -Erik
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                            #14
                            Why the fuck weren't you wearing your seatbelt?
                            paint sucks

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                              #15
                              Why I hate Corolla owners

                              Hmmm... Let me understand. She's sucking on his rear bumper, you wear no seatbelt and she can't control your own speed?


                              Just quoting you for the lolz ;-)

                              Originally posted by xLegendOZWest View Post
                              ... today i was on my way to work with my girl friend in her car. she was driving. we were cruising up this quiet road at about 60. in front of us was a shiny new merc. apparently mr benz felt we were following him a little to close and was threatend by beths corola. so he did what any man afraid of a womans tiny car would. he SLAMMED on the brakes to the point where smoke was rolling off all 4 tires. now i feel Bethany is a pretty good driver (well as good as any woman driver can be) she was paying attention and her reaction time was excellent. but being that its still a corolla she had no chance of stopping in time. due to oncoming traffic she couldnt swerve left. so she had to go right. right into a ditch. the car slammed head first into the dirt wall dug in and rolled. once over and once vertically (a flare if you will). being that i wasnt wearing my seatbelt the first thing to hit the windshield was the top of my head luckily i stayed in the car due to the roof caving. after coming to a stop and making sure she was ok. my first thought was to kill the driver of the benz. (who after coming to a complete stop and watching us roll past him had left). it was about then after trying to get the door open and failing. i realized how much pain i was in.
                              Glad you learned something though.

                              Originally posted by xLegendOZWest View Post
                              moral is. always stay on your toes, allow enough following room and never trust the cock-sucker in front of you. also maybe resist the urge to brake check people as the consequences can be more severe then they seem. or at least do it right! several people told me today that i was lucky to walk away from it. when the police showed me pictures of it, they said i was lucky to be alive.
                              Last edited by Massive Lee; 06-20-2010, 07:14 AM.
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