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  • 5spoke
    E30 Mastermind
    • Sep 2007
    • 1729

    #76
    Originally posted by E30 F34R
    And the driver of the truck moved over around 2 feet.


    2 feet. I measure that small of a distances with my eyes while drifting around another cars frequently.
    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
    This is the internet. Just make something up.

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    • TheEtaUnderdog
      E30 Modder
      • Jun 2007
      • 841

      #77
      Originally posted by E30 F34R
      The sad thing is most of r3v has nothing better to do then make a 5 page thread in two days. I did not make this to have a shit load of people shit on something that I got lucky to make it out of. Sorry I posted

      fix your settings dumbass, this is a 2 page thread :hitler:
      Originally posted by george graves

      Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.

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      • MSFIT
        Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 81

        #78
        Originally posted by blunt
        you should have counter steered, hit the NAWS and power slid thru on 2 wheels
        Kick the gas pedal twice!

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        • E30Nova
          E30 Mastermind
          • May 2009
          • 1546

          #79
          Originally posted by E30 F34R
          I drifted it not sideways
          So then you didn't "drift", you just locked the rear brakes and kept going straight. There's a difference.

          Originally posted by Raxe
          Something is wrong with your story.

          Why can a Hyundai, presumably doing 45-50 mph like everyone else, slow down enough to make a 180 degree U-turn but you can't slow down enough in a modified BMW E30 to safely avoid hitting him?

          You need to either:

          a) Slow the fuck down, you're going way too fast if you can't outstop a Hyundai.

          b) Pay attention to what is going on around you and look ahead.

          c) Spend less time "drifting" in mall parking lots and learn how to threshhold brake instead.
          QFMFT.

          /thread

          Matt
          Matt

          Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
          I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
          Originally posted by kronus
          try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
          Originally posted by chadthestampede
          This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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          • imsotyerred
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2005
            • 2529

            #80
            guys, there was this one time that i was being chased by a couple of gang members. I stole their brick of H and those motherfuckers were pissed! I was running on foot over to my '57 Isetta, gunshots behind me (shit is in super mint condition, BTW...I could sell it for like $45K easys....) while fleeing through georgetown, I decided to REALLY lose them...

            I went up a one-way street (wrong way, of course) dodging oncoming cars and dumpsters left and right with my MAD drifting skills...shit is so SMOOOOOTH with only one wheel to break free. I came within 2.35 inches of the wall on one particularly TYTE drift around a car (I can measure that shit by eye from 30yds away, don't question my abilities)

            I knew there was i reason i still go to the church parking lot on friday nights to hone my DOrIftO skills. they saved my life
            BRUTE

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            • Massive Lee
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2006
              • 6782

              #81
              Please all, remind me to tell the BMW engineers that the mechanical handbrake has more speed-scrubbing capacity than four hydraulic brake discs... ;-)
              Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

              massivebrakes.com

              http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056





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              • Axxe
                No R3VLimiter
                • Aug 2004
                • 3355

                #82
                If you rode a bike, you'd be dead. When I see a car pulling over onto a shoulder, it sets off all the alarm bells and I slow right the fuck down to make sure I'm behind them a safe distance and react to whatever nonsense they are about to do. This kind of thing happens several times a year, and reacting to it in a safe manner without drama is the key.


                Keep it slideways!!

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                • SUICIDE109
                  Grease Monkey
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 326

                  #83
                  Originally posted by imsotyerred
                  guys, there was this one time that i was being chased by a couple of gang members. I stole their brick of H and those motherfuckers were pissed! I was running on foot over to my '57 Isetta, gunshots behind me (shit is in super mint condition, BTW...I could sell it for like $45K easys....) while fleeing through georgetown, I decided to REALLY lose them...

                  I went up a one-way street (wrong way, of course) dodging oncoming cars and dumpsters left and right with my MAD drifting skills...shit is so SMOOOOOTH with only one wheel to break free. I came within 2.35 inches of the wall on one particularly TYTE drift around a car (I can measure that shit by eye from 30yds away, don't question my abilities)

                  I knew there was i reason i still go to the church parking lot on friday nights to hone my DOrIftO skills. they saved my life
                  LOL, I think you're confusing yourself with something else thats 2.35 inches.
                  Originally posted by devon.818
                  low key i actually paid attention to the drifting...then saw bouncing tits and went :o
                  Originally posted by devon.818
                  as for a 4hr boner...idk, start using it for things; cup holder, dial the phone, type with it, fix things, diagnose the e30, probe random shit...
                  Originally posted by Mercury[BKM]
                  ...because Machine Gun

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                  • quikveedb2
                    R3VLimited
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 2258

                    #84
                    Originally posted by george graves
                    Cool...
                    Originally posted by KevlarWeave
                    Story...
                    ...bro?
                    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                    You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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                    • F34R
                      sLaughter
                      • May 2009
                      • 12390

                      #85
                      Originally posted by Axxe
                      If you rode a bike, you'd be dead. When I see a car pulling over onto a shoulder, it sets off all the alarm bells and I slow right the fuck down to make sure I'm behind them a safe distance and react to whatever nonsense they are about to do. This kind of thing happens several times a year, and reacting to it in a safe manner without drama is the key.
                      I did, he slammed on the brakes. As did I, I don't think he knew I was behind him.

                      I did not know that when I posted this it would give all of you porn streaming morons something to go ape shit all over.
                      ~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~

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                      Current cars:
                      ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                      ~ '87 535
                      ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                      ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                      • DatUtahGuy
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 3146

                        #86
                        I don't know why everyone has a hard time understanding your story, I get it, it's not rocket science.

                        You avoided an accident, that's all that matters.
                        YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                        - - -
                        If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                        • ak-
                          R3V OG
                          • May 2009
                          • 12422

                          #87
                          Originally posted by Schwarz3
                          I don't know why everyone has a hard time understanding your story, I get it, it's not rocket science.

                          You avoided an accident, that's all that matters.
                          I think you need to draw me a diagram.

                          1991 325iS turbo

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                          • F34R
                            sLaughter
                            • May 2009
                            • 12390

                            #88
                            Originally posted by ak-
                            I think you need to draw me a diagram.
                            Post # 36
                            ~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~

                            Instagram: @BWeissLeather

                            Current cars:
                            ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                            ~ '87 535
                            ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                            ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                            • F34R
                              sLaughter
                              • May 2009
                              • 12390

                              #89
                              Originally posted by Schwarz3
                              I don't know why everyone has a hard time understanding your story, I get it, it's not rocket science.

                              You avoided an accident, that's all that matters.
                              Who are you? How is it understand that! Found another non-moron.
                              ~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~

                              Instagram: @BWeissLeather

                              Current cars:
                              ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                              ~ '87 535
                              ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                              ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                              • Be30mer
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 1121

                                #90
                                Originally posted by Axxe
                                If you rode a bike, you'd be dead. When I see a car pulling over onto a shoulder, it sets off all the alarm bells and I slow right the fuck down to make sure I'm behind them a safe distance and react to whatever nonsense they are about to do. This kind of thing happens several times a year, and reacting to it in a safe manner without drama is the key.
                                When did your e39 turn 60? :o

                                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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