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Originally posted by E30 F34R View PostThe sad thing is most of r3v has nothing better to do then make a 5 page thread in two days. I did not make this to have a shit load of people shit on something that I got lucky to make it out of. Sorry I posted
fix your settings dumbass, this is a 2 page thread :hitler:Originally posted by george graves
Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.
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Originally posted by E30 F34R View PostI drifted it not sideways
Originally posted by Raxe View PostSomething is wrong with your story.
Why can a Hyundai, presumably doing 45-50 mph like everyone else, slow down enough to make a 180 degree U-turn but you can't slow down enough in a modified BMW E30 to safely avoid hitting him?
You need to either:
a) Slow the fuck down, you're going way too fast if you can't outstop a Hyundai.
b) Pay attention to what is going on around you and look ahead.
c) Spend less time "drifting" in mall parking lots and learn how to threshhold brake instead.
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Originally posted by slammin.e28guyI pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.Originally posted by kronustry whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"Originally posted by chadthestampedeThis is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.
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guys, there was this one time that i was being chased by a couple of gang members. I stole their brick of H and those motherfuckers were pissed! I was running on foot over to my '57 Isetta, gunshots behind me (shit is in super mint condition, BTW...I could sell it for like $45K easys....) while fleeing through georgetown, I decided to REALLY lose them...
I went up a one-way street (wrong way, of course) dodging oncoming cars and dumpsters left and right with my MAD drifting skills...shit is so SMOOOOOTH with only one wheel to break free. I came within 2.35 inches of the wall on one particularly TYTE drift around a car (I can measure that shit by eye from 30yds away, don't question my abilities)
I knew there was i reason i still go to the church parking lot on friday nights to hone my DOrIftO skills. they saved my life
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Please all, remind me to tell the BMW engineers that the mechanical handbrake has more speed-scrubbing capacity than four hydraulic brake discs... ;-)Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.
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If you rode a bike, you'd be dead. When I see a car pulling over onto a shoulder, it sets off all the alarm bells and I slow right the fuck down to make sure I'm behind them a safe distance and react to whatever nonsense they are about to do. This kind of thing happens several times a year, and reacting to it in a safe manner without drama is the key.
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Originally posted by imsotyerred View Postguys, there was this one time that i was being chased by a couple of gang members. I stole their brick of H and those motherfuckers were pissed! I was running on foot over to my '57 Isetta, gunshots behind me (shit is in super mint condition, BTW...I could sell it for like $45K easys....) while fleeing through georgetown, I decided to REALLY lose them...
I went up a one-way street (wrong way, of course) dodging oncoming cars and dumpsters left and right with my MAD drifting skills...shit is so SMOOOOOTH with only one wheel to break free. I came within 2.35 inches of the wall on one particularly TYTE drift around a car (I can measure that shit by eye from 30yds away, don't question my abilities)
I knew there was i reason i still go to the church parking lot on friday nights to hone my DOrIftO skills. they saved my lifeOriginally posted by devon.818low key i actually paid attention to the drifting...then saw bouncing tits and went :oOriginally posted by devon.818as for a 4hr boner...idk, start using it for things; cup holder, dial the phone, type with it, fix things, diagnose the e30, probe random shit...Originally posted by Mercury[BKM]...because Machine Gun
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Originally posted by Axxe View PostIf you rode a bike, you'd be dead. When I see a car pulling over onto a shoulder, it sets off all the alarm bells and I slow right the fuck down to make sure I'm behind them a safe distance and react to whatever nonsense they are about to do. This kind of thing happens several times a year, and reacting to it in a safe manner without drama is the key.
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I don't know why everyone has a hard time understanding your story, I get it, it's not rocket science.
You avoided an accident, that's all that matters.YOUTUBE: AR Perez
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Originally posted by ak- View PostI think you need to draw me a diagram.~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~
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~ '06 X5 4.8is
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Originally posted by Schwarz3 View PostI don't know why everyone has a hard time understanding your story, I get it, it's not rocket science.
You avoided an accident, that's all that matters.~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~
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Current cars:
~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
~ '87 535
~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
~ '06 X5 4.8is
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Originally posted by Axxe View PostIf you rode a bike, you'd be dead. When I see a car pulling over onto a shoulder, it sets off all the alarm bells and I slow right the fuck down to make sure I'm behind them a safe distance and react to whatever nonsense they are about to do. This kind of thing happens several times a year, and reacting to it in a safe manner without drama is the key.
Originally posted by Farbin KaiberYou are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.
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