Almost died...

[Optimator]

That didn't actually happen.

I agree. The parking brake on his rusty shit heap probably is frozen solid.

I bet he concocted this yarn during his frequent smoke breaks working at the Binghamton Cinnabon.

[Dj Buttchug]

first I want you to rip that ebrake, then you gotta powa ova...

[Sailor37]

The notion of "popping" your e-brake to avoid an accident will get you killed, eventually.

[naplesE30]

You dont say. Cmon you telling me havent done that before, I thought everyone did that kinda stuff, I mean its in the movies all the time.

[blunttech]

You obviously missed this part: "if it was not for the fact that I spend time in empty parking lots drifting. Normal person would have been on the news."

no i didnt miss it. shit doesnt happen like that junior

[naplesE30]

I hit the brakes bring it from 47-50 down to around 40 then slam into second and pop the e-brake and no kidding NFS drift in the middle of both cars.

hahahahahahahahahahah
hey ken, you dont have the skill or reaction time or even the forethought to pull the e brake and pull off this maneuver in those conditions. It sounds as cool as the other 100 punk douchebags that have told a similar story over the years though

You obviously missed this part: "if it was not for the fact that I spend time in empty parking lots drifting. Normal person would have been on the news."

[blunttech]

I hit the brakes bring it from 47-50 down to around 40 then slam into second and pop the e-brake and no kidding NFS drift in the middle of both cars.

hahahahahahahahahahah
hey ken, you dont have the skill or reaction time or even the forethought to pull the e brake and pull off this maneuver in those conditions. It sounds as cool as the other 100 punk douchebags that have told a similar story over the years though

[naplesE30]

You dont know how cool drifting is until it saves your life yo

[b*saint]

Considering we dont know how fast on coming traffic was it could've been equal to a 80 mph hit. That will kill you. And Im pretty sure without a seatbelt you could die in a 40 mph collision. You dont actually know how fast 40 mph is until you've hit something that will absorb all your kinetic or transfer more energy into your vehicle.

[bimmerboy08]

^ hahaha solid. In for the diagram.

[Inline Sex]

Why do you drive an E30 if you think a 40MPH crash will kill you?

If I were about to hit something at 40MPH i'd be thinking about what color my next E30 would be.

[mrsleeve]

You and your woman need bicycles. No more motor vehicle usage for you.

In case you missed it the 1st time.


Oh and yeah you have to watch it out there on the park way in Vestel, but then you know that already

[Jparkr]

Yeah, Um. We're going to need you to draw us a diagram. That'd be grreaat.

[Atreus]

we need you to draw a diagram

time to bust out the MS Paint

[Raxe]

we need you to draw a diaphragm