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    The Time-Honored Rules.

    1. A girlfriend always rides in the middle of the front seat. A girl who is not the driver's girlfriend, but who is even halfway cool, will ride in the middle anyway. In a Thunderbird, she can sit on the console, unless she is tall.

    2. The driver may ride with his left elbow on the door sill, or his right arm on the seatback, but not both.

    3. If three people are in the car, they must all ride in the front seat. If two guys and one girl, the girl rides in the middle. If one guy and two girls, there is only one possible arrangement... girls don't drive guys around.

    4. If there are two couples in the car, the guys sit diagonally opposite positions.

    5. Weather permitting, all windows are rolled down completely. Rear windows that only roll down part way must be left up.

    6. It is not acceptable to have the rear windows down with the fronts up.

    7. In a convertible with the top down, all windows must be down. Having the rear quarter windows up with the top down is inexcusable.

    8. If a car loses a hubcap, the other cap on the same side must be removed immediately. Best to remove all four.

    9. Blackwalls and whitewalls may be mixed on the same car only if the rear tires are larger than the front, but they must be the same side to side.

    10. A car with fender skirts may be level or lower in the rear, but never lower in the front.

    11. If a car is driven without bumpers, then brackets must also be removed.

    12. If pressed for time, its more important to wash the car than yourself.

    13. If really pressed for time, at least clean the windows and the whitewalls.

    14. If pipes are uncorked, driving at idle and part throttle are OK. Full throttle must be used sparingly unless smoking the tires or actually racing. Revving in neutral is disgusting

    15. A lumpy idle is always correct. Brakes or choke may be used to enhance lumpiness.

    16. It is sometimes necessary to blow the horn, but it is never cool.

    #2
    The 50's, If I could go back somewhere, it's where I'd go. And I'd be in jeans and a white t-shirt. You wouldn't want me dating your daughter. You wouldn't want me driving down your street. I'd be the devil you'd love to admonish.










    EDIT: On Whitewalls.

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      #3
      Awesome. Where are these from?
      1991 318iS
      1992 911
      2006 330i 6-Spd ZSP people hauler

      Gone:
      1989 M3 S50B32, 6-Spd
      1990 325ix 5-Spd

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        #4
        haha i like em.

        almost like man-laws, but for driving

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          #5
          ^^ They are from nowhere, they are THE time-honored rules.

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            #6
            I'm going to go with 'no'.
            - skipping the E36 generation completely -

            Originally posted by Stephen
            Alot of newer cars do nothing for me

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              #7
              Originally posted by Janderson View Post
              4. If there are two couples in the car, the guys sit diagonally opposite positions.
              qft, i lold this one.
              Originally posted by Dozyproductions
              You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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                #8
                lol so true!!!!!!! all of it so true!!
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                  #9
                  I will have a plaque made, and then this imprinted in the headliner of my M5.


                  WTB: e30 in So Cal

                  Originally posted by downernsp
                  See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by machined View Post
                    I'm going to go with 'no'.
                    Pipe down, grown-ups are talking.

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                      #11

                      I'll kill baby seals for a shoebox.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post

                        I'll kill baby seals for a shoebox.
                        with a 2x4 with a nail in it.


                        Yes to all above stated rules.
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                        William Pitt-

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                          #13
                          farbin there are 2 of those on my street for sale for 4k each... but youre in Idaho
                          Originally posted by teamdynasty43
                          Aye listen here ph fucking dick cheese mother fucker ...go back to touching your self or your fucking boyfriend because you're just some dumb mother fucker that has no fucking life than other to ridicule others because you have no fuckin life and low self esteem so you try to make your self feel better so you act all big!!!! Sooooo get the fuck out of here and shut your stupid little Whore mouth the fuck up and just leave!

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                            #14
                            My brother does #7 ALL THE TIME. Pisses me off.

                            I have done #12 and then did a light shower while washing it. Dawn dish soap works good for both.
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                              #15
                              Pics? I'm on the hunt out here as a matter of fact. I'll need a winterhobby.

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