Found them somewhere. Translated for you. Made up of course, but some are funny. And they reflect the image of those cars here...
Here we go:
Lamborghini forum:
- Wipers tend to move up the windshield above 220mph - is this normal?
Porsche Cayenne forum:
- Fuel consumption as low as 5mpg - what could be wrong?
Mustang forum:
- Some asshole in Civic tried to race me today!
Civic forum:
- Some asshole in Mustang tried to race me today!
Viper forum:
- A Smart got sucked into my intake manifold - how do I get it out?
Integra forum:
- Doesn't rev beyond 9K rpm's - what could be wrong?
Bentley forum:
- My ashtray is full. Where can I get a new one?
Accord forum:
- Got a car from my parents yesterday! Where can I get some cheap 18" rims for it?
Ford forum:
- I replaced EVERYTHING and it still won't start!!
Fiat forum:
- They say there is life outside the shop!
Lexus forum:
- Anyone knows where to get some VW-look tails?
VW Golf forum:
- Ok, I've cut the springs, but now the mic at McDrive is too high!
VW Polo forum:
- Any good options to make my 1.0 louder?
Opel Astra forum:
- Where to buy 10L barrel of bondo?
Opel Calibra forum:
- Which wing to chose? Opinions?
BMW M3 forum:
- Where are the best pussies at?
BMW X6 forum:
- What to set in iDrive to start?
BMW E34 forum:
- Bad acceleration on 255/40/18 wheels in my 520i...
Here we go:
Lamborghini forum:
- Wipers tend to move up the windshield above 220mph - is this normal?
Porsche Cayenne forum:
- Fuel consumption as low as 5mpg - what could be wrong?
Mustang forum:
- Some asshole in Civic tried to race me today!
Civic forum:
- Some asshole in Mustang tried to race me today!
Viper forum:
- A Smart got sucked into my intake manifold - how do I get it out?
Integra forum:
- Doesn't rev beyond 9K rpm's - what could be wrong?
Bentley forum:
- My ashtray is full. Where can I get a new one?
Accord forum:
- Got a car from my parents yesterday! Where can I get some cheap 18" rims for it?
Ford forum:
- I replaced EVERYTHING and it still won't start!!
Fiat forum:
- They say there is life outside the shop!
Lexus forum:
- Anyone knows where to get some VW-look tails?
VW Golf forum:
- Ok, I've cut the springs, but now the mic at McDrive is too high!
VW Polo forum:
- Any good options to make my 1.0 louder?
Opel Astra forum:
- Where to buy 10L barrel of bondo?
Opel Calibra forum:
- Which wing to chose? Opinions?
BMW M3 forum:
- Where are the best pussies at?
BMW X6 forum:
- What to set in iDrive to start?
BMW E34 forum:
- Bad acceleration on 255/40/18 wheels in my 520i...
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