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  • Luke!
    Banned
    • Mar 2010
    • 762

    #16
    lol

    I actually have a camphone vid, it was even in my old E30

    how's that for coincidence

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    • E30Nova
      E30 Mastermind
      • May 2009
      • 1546

      #17
      Originally posted by Need4Speed1299
      Head is over rated.
      Spoken like a true virgin.

      Matt
      Matt

      Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
      I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
      Originally posted by kronus
      try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
      Originally posted by chadthestampede
      This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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      • Aptyp
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2008
        • 6584

        #18
        I'd have to get a new r3v account so my girlfriend wouldn't find out...

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        • Ryan...
          R3VLimited
          • Feb 2010
          • 2448

          #19
          Originally posted by E30Nova
          Spoken like a true virgin.

          Matt
          +10000
          2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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          • Beastolizer
            E30 Mastermind
            • Nov 2008
            • 1517

            #20
            Originally posted by Desaevious
            If you have to start a thread about having a girl suck you off in your own car (oh emmm gee, a BMW!), then you are a dumbshit who clearly lacks the finesse to get any girl to do that. I can pretty much garuntee a big handful of people on here has gotten road dome in their own cars, making a thread about it to prove it makes you seem like a puss-deprived teenager.
            '91 Brilliantrot 318iS - Sold
            '95 e34 s50 Touring - P/O
            '87 Alpine White 325iS - Current

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            • IRON-E
              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
              • Dec 2007
              • 16548

              #21
              Lol, this thread is full of fail

              I know Gone002, he's a cool dude and actually seems to have a way with the ladies. I'm into receiving road head too but I can't necessarily brag or show off to you fags on here.

              Gone002, next time post your pics on a porn site or in CLs missed connections, you'll get the right kind of acollades there.................


              Now carry on with the LULZZZZ.
              @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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              • 5spoke
                E30 Mastermind
                • Sep 2007
                • 1729

                #22
                Stop making threads about you getting a BJ nobody gives a shit! Im sure your first BJ was exciting but nobody on R3V is going to give you a virtual high five for some jackass story you make up.
                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
                This is the internet. Just make something up.

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                • reelop19
                  Banned
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 770

                  #23
                  People please.....this is the digital age, the age of social networking in place of human contact. Normally you'd high five your buddies while swapping these kinds of stories over a few brewski's but the internet has turned into the only outlet for millions of people. So sad :(

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                  • Maluco
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 6572

                    #24
                    damn, this reminds me of a horrible experience I had in my 84. I got fkng hung up on these girl's braces and it took what seemed like an eternity to get uhhooked. It was a horrible feeling. Didn't have much room to work with as it was back at the molars, trying to make sure the girl didn't move, and wondering if anyone was going to walk up (downtown Dallas). Sucked!

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                    • gone002
                      E30 Modder
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 877

                      #25
                      Originally posted by IRON-E
                      Lol, this thread is full of fail

                      I know Gone002, he's a cool dude and actually seems to have a way with the ladies. I'm into receiving road head too but I can't necessarily brag or show off to you fags on here.

                      Gone002, next time post your pics on a porn site or in CLs missed connections, you'll get the right kind of acollades there.................


                      Now carry on with the LULZZZZ.
                      iron what up dog?!?! just having fun!!!
                      all i think about it bmw's and waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles...thought maybe i might not be the only one with this disease .... maybe i wouldnt be soo sick if there was some support group...lol... had a fat gurl in the jeep last night (but i aint braggin about that one lol some times you gotta keep the numbers up!!)

                      ok off to my HS reunion picnic...got the kids w me so i gota be on dad status...but ill still be macking on old skool hoes!!!
                      Last edited by gone002; 07-25-2010, 11:16 AM.
                      bimmerboltsandparts.com

                      bring back the neeked broads!!!
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                      • gone002
                        E30 Modder
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 877

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Luke!
                        lol

                        I actually have a camphone vid, it was even in my old E30

                        how's that for coincidence

                        see im not the only one!!!!! lol
                        and if you can get it in an old bmw bonus points for playa skills!!!!

                        oh and maluco!!! rock on!!
                        braces on older chicks are hot!!!
                        bimmerboltsandparts.com

                        bring back the neeked broads!!!
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                        • IRON-E
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 16548

                          #27
                          I might have to think of R3V more often and take pictures as I'm getting road brains and post them on here....
                          @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                          • gone002
                            E30 Modder
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 877

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Luke!
                            lol

                            I actually have a camphone vid, it was even in my old E30

                            how's that for coincidence
                            Originally posted by IRON-E
                            I might have to think of R3V more often and take pictures as I'm getting road brains and post them on here....
                            too funny!!!
                            i always take pics....but adding the bmw to it makes it a whole new fetish!!!
                            Last edited by gone002; 07-26-2010, 07:32 PM.
                            bimmerboltsandparts.com

                            bring back the neeked broads!!!
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                            • Dermeister3
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 1184

                              #29
                              Originally posted by gone002
                              too funny!!!
                              i always take pics....but adding the bmw to it makes it a whole new fethis!!!

                              spoken like a natural porn director.

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                              • gone002
                                E30 Modder
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 877

                                #30
                                yep

                                Originally posted by Dermeister3
                                spoken like a natural porn director.
                                i missed my calling... =)
                                bimmerboltsandparts.com

                                bring back the neeked broads!!!
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