hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they rapin' errbuddy out here

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  • Ryan Stewart
    I Love Miatas
    • Oct 2003
    • 8978
    #16
    Originally posted by blunt
    Im trying to picture what type of employment that dude would be suited for other than crack salesman.
    I just got back from a trip to Baltimore and if it taught me one thing it is that the standards for hiring for Burger King are even lower in the ghetto. But, you know, its the white man keeping them down.
    Im now E30less.
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      • DTM190
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Nov 2008
        • 1107
        #17
        Bahahaha he is a classic.
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


        Originally posted by der affe
        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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          • xwill112x
            Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
            • Jan 2009
            • 4236
            #18
            Originally posted by Sagaris
            Looks like the guy in your avatar

            whos avatar?
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              • gone002
                E30 Modder
                • Dec 2007
                • 877
                #19
                that shit was comedy!!!!! is that real ? looks like an snl skit!! too funny!!!
                bimmerboltsandparts.com

                bring back the neeked broads!!!
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                  • GaryE30
                    R3V Elite
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 4791
                    #20
                    Originally posted by xwill112x
                    whos avatar?
                    what's an avatar?
                    Estoril E36 M3/4/5 | Toledo E53 X5 3.0 | LeMans E90 335D M-Sport

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                      • Jean
                        Moderator
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 18228
                        #21
                        remix - http://www.break.com/index/bed-intruder-remix.html
                        Mtech1 v8 build thread - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho...d.php?t=413205



                        OEM v8 manual chip or dme - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho....php?p=4938827

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                          • DTM190
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 1107
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Jean
                            remix - http://www.break.com/index/bed-intruder-remix.html
                            Bahahaha that is just fantastic
                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                            Originally posted by der affe
                            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                              • erik325i
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 3567
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Jean
                                remix - http://www.break.com/index/bed-intruder-remix.html
                                Hahahah

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                                  • franco90
                                    No R3VLimiter
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 3185
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by erik325i
                                    Hahahah
                                    LOL WOW nice

                                    I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                                    I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                                    "Supersquad"

                                    ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                                      • Dermeister3
                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                        • Feb 2009
                                        • 1184
                                        #25
                                        saw this on Ray William Johnson's "equals three"

                                        hilarious. i love me a good ghetto witness

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                                          • LEANE30
                                            E30 Modder
                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 838
                                            #26
                                            LMAO this is gonna end in that guy being on a tv show. he's got that mix of ambiguously probably gay that results in everything being funny cause no one could ever take him seriously, ever. agreed on the SNL comment, seems like he's too comfortable in front of the camera
                                            ...what hasn’t been done to an m20 yet?

                                            m20 Oil Stencil

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                                              • jasonsnoddy
                                                E30 Mastermind
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 1900
                                                #27
                                                according to myspace, hes gay lol


                                                ANtoIne DOdson (kadkrazy8) on Myspace
                                                http://www.myspace.com/kadkrazy8
                                                ANtoIne DOdson (kadkrazy8)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.


                                                Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                                                ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                                                Originally posted by JakeP
                                                with a coathanger

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                                                  • Need4Speed1299
                                                    Advanced Member
                                                    • Oct 2007
                                                    • 119
                                                    #28
                                                    Instant classic. Whistle tips.

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                                                      • jasonsnoddy
                                                        E30 Mastermind
                                                        • Feb 2010
                                                        • 1900
                                                        #29
                                                        i believe everyone ever knows about bubb rubb and his alarm clock.


                                                        Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                                                        ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                                                        Originally posted by JakeP
                                                        with a coathanger

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                                                          • freeride53
                                                            R3V OG
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 11972
                                                            #30
                                                            How Cute Man!

                                                            1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                                                            1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                                                            1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                                                            2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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