Should I go to Lilith with a male friend

[Optimator]

My friend has two tickets for Lilith in Hartford, CT this weekend. He was originally planning on going with a dyke friend, but I guess she had to wax her mustache that night. He offered me the ticket.

Should I decline? I am trying to cultivate an masculine image, and I feel this is a rather severe violation of some man law.

Seekin' your advice,
Optimator!

[blunttech]

I would go. The only drawback I can see is the inner turmoil youre sure to experience regarding your own convoluted sexual preference.

[F34R]

I go places with my friends, why would hanging with another guy make you look like a sissy? If you want to go just go. Image is in your head, make what you want of it. Just looks like a bunch of music, is it for gays or something? I googled it and really could not figure out who was playing.

[StereoInstaller1]

Shit music, whiney waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless, patchouli oil poisoning risk and not one goddamn sammich.

Why would you even think of going to lesbo faire?

Ya think yer gonna get laid?

[Optimator]

Ya think yer gonna get laid?

Possibly.

I believe it's possible to get sick of scissoring, and sometimes you just need dick (as a female). That's my theory, anyway.

[briansjacobs]

the only reasons to go to shows are for music or waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. is there anyone in the line up you want to see? because the only chance you have of getting laid there is with the dude you are going with. have fun, bring ear plugs and a condom!

[StereoInstaller1]

Possibly.

I believe it's possible to get sick of scissoring, and sometimes you just need dick (as a female). That's my theory, anyway.

Really? So how many of your gay buddies do you think hang around you hoping they are gonna get some?

[Wh33lhop]

I'm sure you'll fit right in, ovulator.

[blunttech]

if you do go wear your Ferragamo's. youre sure to land some shopping partners

[Optimator]

I'm sure you'll fit right in, ovulator.

Oh, young Bob Dylan, are you still sore from getting a distant fourth place in the voting for Most Handsome Homeless R3v member 2009?

youre sure to land some shopping partners

I doubt it. I am imagining a sea of unkempt females whose idea of style revolves around loose-fitting, asexual, natural fiber clothing. Sort of like "Farbin Kaiber".

[StereoInstaller1]

Oh, young Bob Dylan, are you still sore from getting a distant fourth place in the voting for Most Handsome Homeless R3v member 2009?


I doubt it. I am imagining a sea of unkempt females whose idea of style revolves around loose-fitting, asexual, natural fiber clothing. Sort of like "Farbin Kaiber".

1 bra/dozen tits you don't wanna see braless

[Optimator]

1 bra/dozen tits you don't wanna see braless

Oh, so you've been to one of these with your partner? ;)

[ACMF74]

get ready for it

[BillBrasky]

I'm sure that you could find at least one girl there that may be getting tired of wearing hiking boots and a doo-rag and wants to try cock for a change. Just make sure your hunting license is up to date so you can shoot down any pheasants or quail that may fly out when she opens up that unkept bush.

[ACMF74]

some do like to change it up once in-awhile... :)