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    Going 140 km/h on a 40 zone
    The title says it all basically. Anyways, yesterday I was going back home during the day time after the GYM, and when I hit the street next to my house " Appleblosom dr" the zone there is 40 km/h, as soon as I turn into that street, I stopped the car, pressed the (M) button, DSC off, max short shift, and take off 1st gear ( 8000 RPM, switch) and so on... I hit 140 in like 6 or less seconds lol, some old guy was standing on the sidewalk tlaking to another guy, he had a pencil and a paper, he decides to run into my car to stop me, but I was too fast. Do you think he could tka emy liscence number ? lol I think I was too fast, I really doubt that. Though, I gotta admit, I cant stop racing with this car, beleive it or not, I killed a black E63 AMG Last week on Dufferin street. It was almost equal but in the end I had more power.


    The parents of 19-year-old Canadian Vladimir Rigenco bought him a 2006 BMW M5 and, not surprisingly, bad things followed: 90 mph in a residential zone, bragging about it online, someone tipping off the cops, ticket, probation, no more driving.

    #2
    Check out the comments:

    "That's nothing. Last Thursday, after assassinating the King of Russia with a spork, I did 228 mph in a 15 mph school zone in a Dodge Caravan with JATO rockets strapped to the side while snorting 2 kilos of coke piled on the dash. Some stupid old guy tried to inform the cops on me with a cell phone, so I circled back around and bludgeoned him to death with a panda bear cub that I had dipped in liquid nitrogen (I keep several in the back of my Caravan for this sort of thing).

    Go ahead, try and catch me."

    LMFAO
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      #3
      Originally posted by blocke View Post
      Check out the comments:

      "That's nothing. Last Thursday, after assassinating the King of Russia with a spork, I did 228 mph in a 15 mph school zone in a Dodge Caravan with JATO rockets strapped to the side while snorting 2 kilos of coke piled on the dash. Some stupid old guy tried to inform the cops on me with a cell phone, so I circled back around and bludgeoned him to death with a panda bear cub that I had dipped in liquid nitrogen (I keep several in the back of my Caravan for this sort of thing).

      Go ahead, try and catch me."

      LMFAO

      i call Bullshit, that would never happen, not with the panda atleast, i tried to catch one when i was in china but the fucker ate my girlfriend and ran away


      e24 e9 e30
      IG: peterkaczynski

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        #4
        Originally posted by teh_activ View Post
        i call bullshit, that would never happen, not with the panda atleast, i tried to catch one when i was in china but the fucker ate my girlfriend and ran away
        ftw
        Originally posted by Jafxod
        Fuck, I need to find me a girl friend for this winter to nestle my penis inside and keep it warm.

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          #5
          Epic

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            #6
            Canadians....

            PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
            Originally posted by DTM190
            "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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              #7
              ^ good shit
              Originally posted by Jafxod
              Fuck, I need to find me a girl friend for this winter to nestle my penis inside and keep it warm.

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                #8
                Win.

                1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                  #9
                  hmm no cop saw it, they can't do shit. atleast in the US...
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                    #10
                    And for the record, fuck Justin BIEBER.
                    1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                    Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                    You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                      #11
                      Cop Win

                      Kid Lose

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by xwill112x View Post
                        hmm no cop saw it, they can't do shit. atleast in the US...
                        there was a witness

                        he talked about it online in detail

                        he pleaded guilty

                        they could definitely "do shit" in the US

                        for example:
                        Originally posted by george graves

                        Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.

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