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  • Jean
    Moderator
    • Aug 2006
    • 18228

    #1

    Jessica Alba makes e28s look better









    Sure makes you ignore the diving boards lol
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  • Be30mer
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Jan 2010
    • 1121

    #2
    Tell that bitch to get off. She is denting the hood, not to mention scratching the paint.

    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
    You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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    • Jean
      Moderator
      • Aug 2006
      • 18228

      #3
      Nobody cares about a 528e
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      • Be30mer
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Jan 2010
        • 1121

        #4
        Originally posted by Jean
        Nobody cares about a 528e
        :sarcasmdetectorfail: lol she has popped out a kid already, she's a has-been.

        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
        You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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        • mrsleeve
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Mar 2005
          • 16385

          #5
          still have a hard time not playing Dark Angle episodes in my head every time I Alba in anything.
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          • Gooch
            E30 Mastermind
            • Dec 2006
            • 1674

            #6
            She also dents the fuck out of the hood.

            '91 318is - OBD-II S52 swapped - E30 M3 5-lug - 5x120 BBS RC090 (E39 Style 5) - TCK D/A coilovers 550/700 [SOLD]
            '87 535i - Vacuum brake conversion [SOLD]
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            • freeride53
              R3V OG
              • Jul 2007
              • 11972

              #7
              is that, that one crazy mexican dude from machete, and the tech nine music videos?

              1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
              1983 Peugeot 505 STI
              1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
              2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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              • Raxe
                R3V Elite
                • Nov 2006
                • 5346

                #8
                She dented the car!


                >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                • Eecen
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1235

                  #9
                  Its just the hood of a mediocre e28.

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                  • Iain
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2815

                    #10
                    She could do that to a 250 GTO and I would not give a fuck.
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                    • Jean
                      Moderator
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 18228

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Eecen
                      Its just the hood of a mediocre e28.

                      Originally posted by Iain
                      She could do that to a 250 GTO and I would not give a fuck.
                      I was starting to worry..... saved!
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                      • george graves
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 19986

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Be30mer
                        :sarcasmdetectorfail: lol she has popped out a kid already, she's a has-been.
                        Milf.
                        Originally posted by Matt-B
                        hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                        • Need4Speed1299
                          Advanced Member
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 119

                          #13
                          ............she dented the hood! lol

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                          • thornado327i
                            E30 Addict
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 501

                            #14
                            She could go on dancing on my hood all day. Which would cost her eventually. There are few payment methods I could think of.

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                            • Wh33lhop
                              R3V OG
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 11705

                              #15
                              I'm not sure if anybody noticed, but if you look you can see that she's actually denting the hood and probably scratching the paint.
                              paint sucks

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