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[reelop19]

Why is this site full of girls with dicks telling us stories about how they tuck their dicks between their legs and act like pussies. How is this topic on page 4 without a bunch of stop being a fucking girl comments. Here's a comment for you...she didn't like you because you're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. American girls like real men with confidence. I actually started to feel gay halfway through that story but kept at it because I thought there was a joke at the end. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[honkey]

sounds to me like you're putting the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles on a pedistal.

[StereoInstaller1]

Quit going to frat parties if you are looking for a "nice" girl.

If you go to hang out and have fun, tear it up, but ignore the girls...and stick to it.

Even if they ask, just say "No, I am not comfortable with that" and walk away.

[IRON-E]

What is this high school? The less you show that you care about a girl, the more they will want you.

So I read this whole and this is the best and most truthfull comment thus far.

[5spoke]

Dude if you want a wife or meaningful gf, your doing it wrong. No one at parties/bars are there for that reason. Starting a relationship out with both of you being drunk and her being slutty is never a good sign for anything more than hit it and quit it.

Try Match.com

[Skafrog]

Conki:
Welcome to media led America. If it didn't happen on a previous episode of Real World or whatever the hot new show is now, girls don't want to do it in real life or else they are not cool.
You gotta get out of the college scene and into a professional setting before chicks wake up.

[vlad]

no pics? WTF :down:

[CincinnatiKid]

What is this high school? The less you show that you care about a girl, the more they will want you.

[Optimator]

With morals like your own, it's hard to think that Hungarians get laid, never mind get to the point they can reproduce.

This story and thread are both chocked full of the gay.
You needed to hit it and quit it already!
And your fail for rubbing her arms ..you should have been rubing her vag you noob!

Take it from Mr. Teaguer. His long range Gaydar scans saw a Hungarian blip from over a thousand miles away.

She was DTF, but since you were probably so unnatural in your movements she started to feel weirded out. There was likely this odd tautness to your arm when you put it around her.

Touch the moose knuckle. Touch it good.

Then next time you can show her your hooded cobra.

[Acehye559]

What happened was a cock-block my friend! Whether it was Mike or Luke, one of them put you down so they can get a piece! When a bitch throws herself onto you especially when shes drunk, its really hard to change their mind! Drunk bitch equals horny bitch, she needed dick and one of your boys gave it to her! They put you down or something so they can hit it! You didnt do anything wrong, and its not America its just the people your around.

[blueapplesoda]

^truth. It's kinda annoying to have to treat almost every girl like shit, just to allow them enough time to build rapport so that you can slightly show your real side. Even then, you still have to play stupid fucking games.

It's almost a reason why I've been into a few FOB girls lately, some European some Asian...many of them are nice, real, actually know shit and are just plain down, although there are always exceptions, which I've run into...

Better chances with an import than domestic, at least from my experience. Then again, I'm in LA.

[Pac1373]

Sounds like your boy moved in on that.. and once he thinks you really won't be mad about it he'll tell you.
I was some chicks "2nd pick" once.. so I talked her and my friend into a 3way. You're foreign bro, you should be able to bang any girl you want. ps, being nice to them will also limit your chances.

/random thoughts

there is too much truth to this. as a "nice" guy at the begining of HS I had all the ladies as friends...friend zone type of thing, could not pull tail to save my life.

when I conciously changed my attitude toward women and I got the rep of being a "bad boy" I started pulling much tail.

I hate to say it, but MOST women do not like to be treated well. ignore them, treat them like shit, and generally be a douche. you will have all the women you cared to deal with.

OP I know this isn't what you are after. although at your age, I am not sure why it isn't.

there is ALOT of time in your future to be monogomous and unhappy.

for sure.

[j0oftheworld]

Sounds like your boy moved in on that.. and once he thinks you really won't be mad about it he'll tell you.
I was some chicks "2nd pick" once.. so I talked her and my friend into a 3way. You're foreign bro, you should be able to bang any girl you want. ps, being nice to them will also limit your chances.

/random thoughts

[s0urce]

Oh man, typical girl bullshit. Basically, you were rocking her world by being a sexy foreigner that wasn't giving her the time of day. When you had the "I don't give a shit about you, you're my friends girlfriend" attitude you were driving her nuts.

When you found out that she was single you started giving in and gave her the power back by acting interested. Sounds like she's young...things get better (and worse) when you start hanging around ticking biological clocks. Less BS, more fucking. A good lesson learned, next time, you have to keep driving her nuts until she's shoving your cock between her legs.

[e30e]

Socially awkward and whining about it, complaining its America's fault.

How is it, that I an ugly fuck gets laid....I say hi, its on from there.

Its not hard, say hi in the mirror with some confidence and practice it.

Your not going to find the perfect person, you'll have to settle at some point; ask the married men here.