Posting From Edmonton Jail Cell

[freeride53]

, this is more epic that phreshkid

[HarryPotter]

Well it looks like bimmer_e30 got his wish. The feds rolled up to my house last night and kicked my door in. I was in the middle of masterbating to the NSFW pic thread, not that they cared. They beat me down, pepper sprayed me and put the cuffs on me.

I begged for them to finish me off but they didn't and threw me in the squad car raging hard on and all.

Needless to say they hit me with a 60 day jail sentence and 200 hours of community service that I HAVE to perform in Edmonton. So looks like I'll be picking up trash that these lazy ass canadians decide to toss all over the place.

Thanks Bimmer_e30 for being a true badass.