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HarryPotter

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#1

Posting From Edmonton Jail Cell

09-23-2010, 01:25 PM

Well it looks like bimmer_e30 got his wish. The feds rolled up to my house last night and kicked my door in. I was in the middle of masterbating to the NSFW pic thread, not that they cared. They beat me down, pepper sprayed me and put the cuffs on me.

I begged for them to finish me off but they didn't and threw me in the squad car raging hard on and all.

Needless to say they hit me with a 60 day jail sentence and 200 hours of community service that I HAVE to perform in Edmonton. So looks like I'll be picking up trash that these lazy ass canadians decide to toss all over the place.

Thanks Bimmer_e30 for being a true badass.

"Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

John F. Kennedy
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freeride53

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#2

09-23-2010, 01:32 PM

, this is more epic that phreshkid

1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
1983 Peugeot 505 STI
1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD
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freeride53

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#3

09-23-2010, 01:34 PM

Congrats, you made the cyber criminal most wanted list

Report Cybercrime Canada

http://www.ccmostwanted.com/report/report2.htm

1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
1983 Peugeot 505 STI
1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD
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Wh33lhop

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#4

09-23-2010, 01:38 PM

harr

paint sucks
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nickflic3

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#5

09-23-2010, 01:39 PM

wut

Bronzit 4-door Swap Drifting somewhere
Cammed B25 Swap Daily Driver
Updated 10/1

Originally posted by StereoInstaller1

Maybe 300 CANADIAN HP, thats like 225 US HP.
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TheEtaUnderdog

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Posts: 841
#6

09-23-2010, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by nickflic3

wut

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=183979

Originally posted by george graves

Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.
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Atreus

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Posts: 1846
#7

09-23-2010, 01:43 PM

Cliffs:

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showpost.php?p=2182531&postcount=25

turns into

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showpost.php?p=2182608&postcount=30

and then?

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showpost.php?p=2182614&postcount=32

and then.

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showpost.php?p=2182622&postcount=37

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showpost.php?p=2183079&postcount=45

which brings us back to this:

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showpost.php?p=2184455&postcount=1

and then here:

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showpost.php?p=2184488&postcount=7

oh man, i just read through all of that, and if you really got in trouble, then damn.

Last edited by Atreus; 09-23-2010, 01:48 PM.

1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber

Originally posted by scabzzzz

I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.
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Massive Lee

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#8

09-23-2010, 01:44 PM

Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

massivebrakes.com

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056
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Streichholzschächtelchen

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#9

09-23-2010, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Massive Lee

lolz

Jah bless! :pimp:
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kronus

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#10

09-23-2010, 01:51 PM

in during bimmer_e30 making an ass out of himself

cars beep boop
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Atreus

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#11

09-23-2010, 01:52 PM

who cries.

1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber

Originally posted by scabzzzz

I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.
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AbsorbantNut

Non faccio funzionare questa merda

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Posts: 2491
#12

09-23-2010, 02:00 PM

I saw you get carried away

'73 2002 m20 turbo [sold] '87 rat rod 325is [couch modded] '91 vert [daily] '88 325is [spec build v1] '84 325 [spec build v2] '99 323i vert [sold]
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kid325e

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#13

09-23-2010, 02:03 PM

If anyone deserved it Harry Potter did.

clutchCTRL!
Move with a purpose.
- 1991 325iX 4dr/5spd
- 1976 2002 SlickTop/2.7i M20/G260
- 2000 323i AT
2016 Mazda CX3 Sport AWD
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Dozyproductions

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#14

09-23-2010, 02:06 PM

I am gullible and can never tell wtf is going on. How is any of this true?
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e30e

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#15

09-23-2010, 02:09 PM

Community Service in Canada, LULZ

1985 BMW 325e
1997 BMW M3/4/5
2007 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab 5.3 v8
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