Bannana's

[DanGillan]

http://dickcream.com/h/05/0404/

[aaron_silva]

[hamann318is]

Someone must have been bored.

[E30Driv3R]

uhhh... well now i have seen evey thing...

[uofom3]

[rwh11385]

If that was Rolls.....that'd be where Brian has been. Sick.

You and your friends are fucking weird Dan.

[Jand3rson]

That almost looks like a small dick-shaped dildo rather than a banana.

[MR 325]

Dan, I don't know where you come up with this shit, lol

[DanGillan]

If that was Rolls.....that'd be where Brian has been. Sick.

You and your friends are fucking weird Dan.

shutup, you love it

[rwh11385]

you act like I don't know I'm weird.

yeah, I enjoy your adventures. but you guys should raise standards, you nasty fucks.

[DanGillan]

no chance in hell, trust me, i have the highest standards you can pretty much have, but after 7 redbulls and vodka, i just dont give a fuck at that point. you know what im saying, we just make it public.

[rwh11385]

um. I know what you mean. You can ask my friend Jason. You get shitfaced. you just stop caring.

It's still not cool. I have friends watch out for me.

You can get drunk and just see titties. Stare at the titties and hit on the girl......ignoring the fact she's busted and has a gut. Then you have a friend warn you that you have beer goggles out the ass.



Of course.....all your friends are probably as trashed as you.

[DanGillan]

no no no.... you dont understand... we KNOW they're uglies. we just dont care because its hilarious the next day, and we still got our dicks wet. Its just easier, girls we consider ugly, a lot of people consider hot still, we have high standards. but think of it this way.... hot girls know they're hot, ugly girls sorta think they are, but arent sure, so they need a confidence boost. you walk up, collar popped, and make them feel good about themselves, BOOM! legs spread, willing to give away their anal virginity to you. I've had my share of fuckin gorgeous girls too, but they're way more of a challenge. sometimes i get lazy (most of the time) and just go after the easy target.

[rwh11385]

i knew what you meant. i guess i am troubled while sober about that.

I'd prefer insecure hot babes over easy ugly girls. But that takes work. I'm not a lazy bastard.....yet.

But you remind me of my friend's roommate Colin. Who has started being a mangina recently with an alarming rate. He slept with some girl a couple weeks ago and the third roommate Adrianne said "WTF?! You could do better than that, what are you thinking?" And he replied, "Oh well, I got my rocks off"


I'm sure any girl you find down the road will be happy to hear you fucked a bunch of ugly sluts when you were younger. STDs rock.

[DanGillan]

i just got the hiv test back, im clean. now for the q-tip down the pee hole. im scared.

fuck the future chick... just tell them "i never keep track or count or anything like that, that's gay" and move on. Just use rubbers man, that's my reccomendation to you, i try, but when im drunk i cant handle all that thinking, so i usually ignore the voice in my head telling me this bitch is dirty, and dont use one, i've had my share of scares. be safe.