Break up via text message

[Wh33lhop]

No. Don't use any words. Just a pic of your dick. Just one. Then say nothing to her ever again. Ever.

This man speaks the truth.

[BimmerTim]

hahaha, i will not be posting nekkid pics as i dont have any. Halloween is here, there be tons of bitches dressed slutty for me to hit on, lol

I'm gonna do all the things you cant do if you have a girlfteind

Like grow a set of hairy danglers and stop crying about getting dumped via text?

[619E30]

Happened to me a while ago, I replied

FINALLY!

[dashboardmonkey]

hahaha, i will not be posting nekkid pics as i dont have any. Halloween is here, there be tons of bitches dressed slutty for me to hit on, lol

I'm gonna do all the things you cant do if you have a girlfteind

[Nic01101011]

Sorry, man. Sounds like it was for the better, though..

[Gangsta]

It doesnt bother me anymore, I was just pissed and bored. Bitch didnt love my E30 either, in fact I think she hated that car. lol whatever.....her loss

Breaking up via text is as low as you can get. She was a hating ass Bitch!! Jealous of your whip. SmH

[Peterkaczynski]

tits or gtfo?
and post her number on 4chan or here so everyone can text her the same message she sent you to break up with you.

& sorry to hear that man, it definatly sucks but she probs didnt deserve you if youre posting it on here (not being an ass, i posted here about my woman a couple of times)
stay postive and look for a hotter one!

[5ickride]

post naked pics of her

Do it.

[BimmerTim]

post naked pics of her

This is probably your best course of action.

[CincinnatiKid]

post naked pics of her

[RickSloan]

It doesnt bother me anymore, I was just pissed and bored. Bitch didnt love my E30 either, in fact I think she hated that car. lol whatever.....her loss

red flag, even if she pretends to like it thats better then letting you know she doesn't like it.

you are better off man, break ups via text are bullshit and when it has happened if i actually cared enough about the girl, i'd just get right in the car before responding drive to where she is and say it face to face and bounce.

texts are bullshit and sometimes i wish i could just leave my phone at home... like a house phone and answering machine and just get to it when get home...

i'm getting a fucking beeper and using pay phones

[accident]

fuck bitches, get money.

or something.

either way, fuck her.

[dashboardmonkey]

shit happens, fuck it, fuck bitches

[Danny]

sorry about that bro

[dashboardmonkey]

It doesnt bother me anymore, I was just pissed and bored. Bitch didnt love my E30 either, in fact I think she hated that car. lol whatever.....her loss