Cinco de Party-O

[Jand3rson]

hahaha, great stories so far

I actually forgot the best part. My friend Justin came by to hang out with us for a while (he wasn't drinking), and he drove us up the road to a bar. We hung out there for like 2 hours, then walked back to Joe's house. On the way back we stopped under this street lamp to take a picture, and on the ground, there's this 8 foot long, 6 x 6 railroad tie (lumber). He picks it up and hucks it toward me and Tom, but since I'm so fucked up, I don't get out of the way fast enough, and the fucking thing comes down RIGHT ON my left foot. I think my middle toe is broken. :D

[Dave]

God damn...

I'm pretty sure I took down an entire 18 pack of PBR, while my friend Joe and I also killed of a whole bottle of Jager in between beers. And I know I drank a shitload more, but I can't really remember. I think I puked like 4 times during the course of the night, but I hadn't eaten anything since about 11, so it was all just water and booze. Good fucking night.

I hope your wife took the kid on the girl scout trip . . . .:D

[Jand3rson]

I hope your wife took the kid on the girl scout trip . . . .:D

Ha ha ha, of course she did.

[KenC]

The recipe for a wonderous 5/5:

3 parts Patron Silver, 2 parts Cointreau, 1 part lime juice

REAL margaritas... none of that Jose + mix horseshit

[Charlie]

The recipe for a wonderous 5/5:

3 parts Patron Silver, 2 parts Cointreau, 1 part lime juice

REAL margaritas... none of that Jose + mix horseshit

Change the 3 to a 5, and you've got the perfect date rape.

-Charlie