Si t while you peeee??

[Aptyp]

only when my girlfriend is in the bathrooom with me... she yells at me otherwise.

[z31maniac]

I know some married guys that do, got tired of their wives yelling at them about the splatter or overspray.

Hahaha, that's the same type of guy that asks me how married life is now from work.

Just pathetic.

Impossible for me pee sitting down. Dick touches the water. ;)

Sounds like you have a plumbing problem, too much water in the toilet.

[scabzzzz]

Sounds like you have a plumbing problem, too much water in the toilet.

If 'water in the toilet' is code for 'beautiful cock' then yes.

[pureaudio]

How much of a vagina do you have to be that you sit while you pee cause your wife yells at you...

[gazellebeigem3]

only whilst evacuating my bowels.

[z31maniac]

If 'water in the toilet' is code for 'beautiful cock' then yes.

I had an unfortunate incident at our last house (originally built in 1919, still has the original clay sewer line and such).

Getting ready for work in the morning, punish the toilet after a night of hard drinking, go for my standard courtesy flush (yes, I courtesy flush even in my own house) only to be greeted with "dirty water" backing up out of the toilet and on to my bare buttocks.

That was not a good day.

[Eecen]

Afraid if you sit to pee gay dudes will smell it on you, and start making passes at you or something?

LoL, honestly.

When I am at my own house I sit to pee. When you sit and pee their is no ricochet effect. That way your toilet stays clean longer. I don't know about you guys but I clean my own bathroom, needless to say its not my favorite thing to do, especially if theirs fucking dried piss all over the bowl. So the longer it stays clean, the longer I can put off cleaning it. derka derka?

Of coarse if its not my toilet I don't care as much and stand.

[scabzzzz]

I had an unfortunate incident at our last house (originally built in 1919, still has the original clay sewer line and such).

Getting ready for work in the morning, punish the toilet after a night of hard drinking, go for my standard courtesy flush (yes, I courtesy flush even in my own house) only to be greeted with "dirty water" backing up out of the toilet and on to my bare buttocks.

That was not a good day.

Ewwww. Not kewl! Did it get on your pants and undies?