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  • mamzak
    E30 Modder
    • Mar 2010
    • 883

    #31
    Originally posted by blunt
    lol I would design an elastic chain so that when she was done in the bedroom she would be catapulted back to the stove like a Saturn rocket booster was strapped to her back
    sigd. That was fucking awesome.
    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
    All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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    • Jalves619
      E30 Addict
      • Mar 2010
      • 596

      #32
      Originally posted by blunt
      lol I would design an elastic chain so that when she was done in the bedroom she would be catapulted back to the stove like a Saturn rocket booster was strapped to her back
      +1

      But seriously am I the only one who was asked my Gf to help out with the car? In confined areas there are always those nuts that only their delicate thin hands can get off. Just sayin...

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      • StereoInstaller1
        GAS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22679

        #33
        What I don't get is that just because she has a twat, some seem to think she automatically has better ethics..WTF! The bitch is also a LAWYER!

        Closing SOON!
        "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

        Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

        Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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        • zshopa
          Advanced Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 194

          #34
          hahahahahaha...... if i ever took my car to a shop and there was a woman in there, i would either :

          A. Take my car elsewhere
          B. check to see if she was cute
          C. ask her if she is lost
          D. All of the above


          But seriously, my friends wife is a mechanic and she does absolute shit work, and yes to be a female mechanic you are required to be butch!
          E30 Project in progress......

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          • xwill112x
            Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
            • Jan 2009
            • 4236

            #35
            Originally posted by mamzak
            I hate that women who get into the trade want to be seen as equals, but then make such a HUGE deal that they're women, and have gone through so much adversity blah blah blah. If you want to be seen as an equal then fine...shut the fuck up and turn your wrench.

            This. Take that empowering garbage someplace else. thats like a men nurse only hospital. Because all the women just want to take advantage of us, dont do anything properly, and rip us off.

            I'd honestly work for her, maybe shes actually cool who knows. The first comment that was biased i would quickly remind her why tool box's have wheels.
            sigpic

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            • Restoman
              E30 Fanatic
              • Jun 2006
              • 1311

              #36
              If she really wanted to change the world she should teach all the American women how to fix cars and properly serve their men anally.
              i'lldoitforacaravan

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              • der affe
                Moderator
                Technical
                • Dec 2005
                • 8452

                #37
                I drove by there earlier today while running an errand. Google maps said main inbetween horne and stapley . Well it shure as hell wasn't on main. Being the asshole I am , I was going to got by and yell something....she lucked out today I guess.
                seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                • accident
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 7303

                  #38
                  from one greg to another: 4508 N. 7th Ave. Phoenix, AZ 85013

                  Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                  i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                  Originally posted by slammin.e28
                  Moral of this story?

                  If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                  • e30e
                    R3VLimited
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 2176

                    #39
                    Originally posted by accident
                    from one greg to another: 4508 N. 7th Ave. Phoenix, AZ 85013
                    Her website provides directions! Men don't need no stinking directions!
                    1985 BMW 325e
                    1997 BMW M3/4/5
                    2007 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab 5.3 v8

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                    • accident
                      R3V OG
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 7303

                      #40
                      i know, right?

                      Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                      i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                      Originally posted by slammin.e28
                      Moral of this story?

                      If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                      • accident
                        R3V OG
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 7303

                        #41
                        also:

                        Leteiner, Sarah bmwbogi@earthlink.net
                        2038 N. 11th Street
                        Phoenix, Arizona 85006
                        United States
                        (973) 454-2307
                        :giggle:

                        Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                        i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                        Originally posted by slammin.e28
                        Moral of this story?

                        If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                        • Julien
                          R3V OG
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 7471

                          #42
                          Dam! I was hoping to see the 1000x repost of the chick with big boobs under the e30. lol
                          Build Threads:
                          Pamela/Bella/Betty/325ix/5-Lug Seta/S60R/Miata ITB/Miata Turbo/Miata VVT/951/325xi-6

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                          • myfirst325
                            Advanced Member
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 107

                            #43
                            i give her mad props girls i know wouldnt want to get their hands dirty or god forbid break a nail. that being said, what's the deal with that laugh???? so annoying

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                            • der affe
                              Moderator
                              Technical
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 8452

                              #44
                              Originally posted by accident
                              also:

                              Leteiner, Sarah bmwbogi@earthlink.net
                              2038 N. 11th Street
                              Phoenix, Arizona 85006
                              United States
                              (973) 454-2307
                              :giggle:
                              She also had/has a profile on match.com too.
                              seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                              • accident
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 7303

                                #45
                                was it for women?

                                Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                                i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                                Moral of this story?

                                If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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