I hate holidays

[blunttech]

xmas lights you have to put up in the fucking cold. Company parties with employees I dont like. Decorating both my house and commercial building freezing my ass off. And now my wife is whoring me out to fix her business managers car in the parking lot "when I have time"
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR HOLIDAY SEASON

[scabzzzz]

*claps*

May I offer a christmas time BJ for you Steve?

[blunttech]

*claps*

May I offer a christmas time BJ for you Steve?

Thanks but my neighbor has offered and he is closer. Dosent mean i dont appreciate your silken tongue and relaxed throat muscles though.

[MikeK]

cool.story.blunt.

[blunttech]

cool.story.blunt.

Ill be back to deal with you after im done fixing everyone elses cars

[bmw2002tiiagave]

agreed. i hate my "in-laws". i'm always binge drinking at family gatherings lol.

[OOMPH!]

No doubt, it's not what it used to be! All it means now for me is overcrowded streets and idiots rushing around everywhere going shopping. It drives me crazy.

[Ryan...]

Do what I did last christmas; invite your black female friend to your racist inlaw's house, claim the two of you are expecting a child, and watch the gears in their head grind to a complete stop. It gets everyone to shut the fuck up real fast :D

[mikeedler]

Company parties with employees I dont like.FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR HOLIDAY SEASON

shit, free food and all the beer i can drink in a few hours time. they are gonna carry me out of there tomorrow night!!!!! I just ignore all the fucks I dont like-- they figure it out

[StereoInstaller1]

awaiting my Seasoned Greasings Pringles can

[MikeK]

In all seriousness tho, even going grocery shopping, people always are more antsier then non-holiday times.

I find it humors to just watch those in such panic mode picking out green and red peppers.

I love 'Murica.

[kronus]

Wait, blunt, you have employees?

Are they blowjob specialists?

[e30rapidic]

Really? I was just getting ready to send you a box with a big ol' piece of aluminum in it too. But since you don't like christmas presents...

[ZM Blue Devil]

I would pay to see you in a santa suit with a white beard to match you timeless hair.

[Tavern Gnome]

The whole month of December can die in a fire.