$23,000 e30

[Violet88]

^^word.

[nickflic3]

twenty three racks for a dash with cracks
bronzit but "gold" if you got it from blacks
e30's god's chariot, if I could I would marry it,
but slow down, you're low down and that oil pan's some scary shit

Winnar

[e30huh]

check this out.........

don't go there jack cause you'll get
smack, crackle and pop, oh shit!!!
what could that be, could it be my CSB?
Guibo or rtab? i don't care cause im kool
chilling with Matt-B tri-stiching shift boot

[Supadave]

[FredK]

so high with a fly ride mfitty swap but there aint no heat inside
heater box aint thar so pissed too lazy to pull one from the junkyarrr
so i put some fans in a plastic box (and no, i ain't smokin no rock)

[iamsam]

ha ha I can't believe we are all coming up with e30 rhymes now

[iamsam]

here's one, not a rhyme, but my buddy wrote it. It's about an Evo, but I went ahead and took the liberty of replacing "Evo" with "M3". (And the M3 has a turbo).

and the guy who wrote this has since been successfully converted to BMW (he owns an E36 M3), he has never owned an Evo. (of the Japanese variety, anyway)

I can clearly see it… the pavement stretches before me, shimmering heat waves off its sinuous twist, a challenge from a deadly snake of stone. Wrapped in Recaro, strapped by five points, I am one with my jet black M3, racing to battle the blacktop viper. Right foot lift, a gentle twist, and we slide straight into the maw, trailing tire smoke in a graceful arc, bleeding excess speed, we leave behind our mark: four thick black lines, the M3’s creed, now here’s the backlash! Throttle down! A savage twist, balance shift, hearing the rising wicked hiss, four claws of rubber, mind numbing grip, across the snake’s back we rip…

[CabbE30]

Hear me out now!

R3v comin in hot. Members be freestylin'
275 thou cuz our e30s keep it milein'.
GC Coils, is Lip, and RS's with some dish,
Ill be honest Im rockin bottles, all that other shits just a wish.
3 Pedal club, Getrag 260, Bouncing that m20 off its limiter.
Schwarz. Its gangsta. Gets me more bitches than 50' or John Dillinger.

[FredK]

here's one, not a rhyme, but my buddy wrote it. It's about an Evo, but I went ahead and took the liberty of replacing "Evo" with "M3". (And the M3 has a turbo).

get that cracker poetry out of here
lest I give your number to E30 F34R

[CabbE30]

We got R3v in the front, emotech in the back
I aint talkin bout a bus; im talkin bout the track.
Was doin good on the road until i heard a whack!
Looked at my pan and there is saw the crack.
Now im fuckin stuck cuz i dont have a jack.

[iamsam]

^^^^ ha ha ha!

[Fusion]

Yo Cabb, get off the stage, bitch.
My truck has a four thousand pound hitch.
I'll pull that bronzit hag to the nearest Bav au-to,
low,
yo,
travelin through snow,
rapin your ho,
till I squirt in each and every hole.
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaa balllaaaaaaa

[gazellebeigem3]

22k is not a reasonable offer

[Need4Speed1299]

Haha.

[e30huh]

oh my god how could this be
i started this post with a 23k e-dirty
i see r3ver got some skillz to a fine degree
i wish our e30 can be didn't come with "E"