My Mom is a FOB

[bmw2002tiiagave]

hahahaha. good one.

[Kershaw]

fresh off boat

[HarryPotter]

fat old bitch?

[2slowe30]

also

Mom: YOU A FISHERMAN IN COLLEGE NOW
Me: Freshman mom.
Mom: FRESHERMAN


LOOOOOOOOOL

[2slowe30]

hahaha

Me: Hi Mama, whatcha cooking?
Mama: Today it rain too much and I make the orgasmic green bean.
Me: Orga … huh?
Mama: Orgasmic, when the ground has no chemical, only animal poo poo to make the vegetable grow. Charging extra.
Me: ORGANIC Mama. It’s Organic!
Mama: What this orgasmic mean? Orgasmic different from organic how? What I say wrong (said while smiling like a crazy person)
Me: (laughing hysterically)
Mama: Bad girl, laughing at Mama … yallah tell me, what I say wrong?

[WhatWentWong]

[Kershaw]

hahahaha!

[bmw2002tiiagave]

This site is halarious.

http://mymomisafob.com/