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  • AbeSonic
    Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
    • Sep 2010
    • 3635

    #1

    Stupid Fast and the Furious quotes...

    Your lucky that double shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake. Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block and replaced the piston rings your fried...

    out dated sig is out dated
  • e30trooper
    R3V OG
    • Mar 2009
    • 11576

    #2
    Originally posted by AbeSonic
    Your lucky that double shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake. Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block and replaced the piston rings your fried...
    repost.

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    • Peterkaczynski
      R3VLimited
      • Nov 2008
      • 2587

      #3
      coolpostbro


      e24 e9 e30
      IG: peterkaczynski

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      • Massive Lee
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2006
        • 6782

        #4
        I have heard worst quotes from R3V members... ;-)
        Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

        massivebrakes.com

        http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056





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        • 'e30love'
          E30 Modder
          • May 2010
          • 893

          #5
          I live my life 1/4 mile at a time or was that from torque?

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          • CreamE30
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Mar 2008
            • 1177

            #6
            Granny shifting not double clutchin like you should
            <---Goodnight, sweet prince

            Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



            Originally posted by Brandon12V
            unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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            • MikeDE
              E30 Mastermind
              • Mar 2009
              • 1873

              #7
              'Bullshit asshole! No one likes the tuna here.'
              -03/2005 E46 330D Touring 6spd(204hp/410nM) Sapphire Black/Naturbraun Sport...300k KM & 35mpg(mixed)

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              • b*saint
                No R3VLimiter
                • May 2006
                • 3794

                #8
                Originally posted by MikeDE
                'Bullshit asshole! No one likes the tuna here.'
                I use this one all the time. Sometimes when my boss calls me I tell him this as soon as I pick up the phone and he just ignores me now.
                Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                • trackjunkie21
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3962

                  #9
                  It's not how you stand next to your car, it's how you race your car, better learn that.
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                  Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                  VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.

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                  • QUKBMER
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 8178

                    #10
                    Now you owe me a 10 second car.
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                    garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                    • Holland
                      R3V OG
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 7176

                      #11
                      It doesn't matter if you win by an inch, or by a mile. Winning is winning!

                      1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                      Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                      You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                      • lolcantturn
                        R3V Elite
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 4588

                        #12
                        "Thank you. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs. Thank you."


                        "What's the retail on one of those?"



                        "More than you can afford, pal."


                        "Smoke em."

                        Originally posted by TSI
                        ♫ Rust flecks are falling on my head...♫
                        OEM+

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                        • jbsjunk
                          E30 Addict
                          • May 2006
                          • 477

                          #13




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                          • CreamE30
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1177

                            #14
                            one of my favorites:
                            <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                            Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                            Originally posted by Brandon12V
                            unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                            • franco90
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 3185

                              #15
                              Dom: This you're beer?
                              Vince: Yeah that's my beer... Yo Dom! Why'd you bring the busta here?
                              Dom: Because the busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn't just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back

                              I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                              I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                              "Supersquad"

                              ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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