The Petals Fall Twice (NWS)

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  • matthugie
    E30 Mastermind
    • Mar 2004
    • 1810

    #1

    The Petals Fall Twice (NWS)

    I know there's a youtube thread, but being NWS (and I think worthy of it) I have given it it's own thread. This is a dramatic reading of an actual novel. Even funnier after a few drinks.

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  • Conki
    E30 Fanatic
    • Mar 2009
    • 1254

    #2
    wtf

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    • imsotyerred
      R3VLimited
      • Oct 2005
      • 2529

      #3
      Originally posted by matthugie
      I know there's a youtube thread, but being NWS (and I think worthy of it) I have given it it's own thread. This is a dramatic reading of an actual novel. Even funnier after a few drinks.
      Cute
      Entertaining

      EDIT: author Chip Zdarsky

      real life scrotie mcboogerballs

      although all I could find was that one page of text being read in the youtube. I don't believe it
      BRUTE

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      • Need4Speed1299
        Advanced Member
        • Oct 2007
        • 119

        #4
        Haha gross. This reminds me of a south park episode where Morgan Freeman reads a Butter's book.

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        • mamzak
          E30 Modder
          • Mar 2010
          • 883

          #5
          What...the...fuck?
          Originally posted by Dozyproductions
          All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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          • gwb72tii
            No R3VLimiter
            • Nov 2005
            • 3864

            #6
            I want my 2 minutes back
            “There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
            Sir Winston Churchill

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            • Joe G
              R3VLimited
              • Apr 2010
              • 2942

              #7
              next time your in the walmart book section grab one of the erotic novels and read it aloud dramatically.....

              it may sound childish but its pretty damn funny to see how people react.


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              Originally posted by lambo
              Sounds like you need a massage.
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              Who the hell is Vlad?

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              • Rigmaster
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jul 2004
                • 3464

                #8
                Originally posted by Jgalano5550
                next time your in the walmart book section grab one of the erotic novels and read it aloud dramatically.....

                it may sound childish but its pretty damn funny to see how people react.
                No wai dood!!

                Funnier to just act it out- even funnier if you're in the feminine hygiene aisle.

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                • RainierHooker
                  R3VLimited
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 2026

                  #9
                  I must poop now. I will go poop.

                  1984 Hennarot 325e - 1990 Brillantrot M3 - 1938 Buick Special Business Coupe

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                  • Joe G
                    R3VLimited
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 2942

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rigmaster
                    No wai dood!!

                    Funnier to just act it out- even funnier if you're in the feminine hygiene aisle.
                    bahaha, I say put the acting and dramatic reading together and do it while walking through the store in a James Earl Jones voice.


                    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                    Originally posted by lambo
                    Sounds like you need a massage.
                    Originally posted by kpeng
                    Who the hell is Vlad?

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                    • worangejuice
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 1837

                      #11
                      nope.......lame thread shit

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                      • JUMPNYC
                        E30 Addict
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 519

                        #12

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                        • JUMPNYC
                          E30 Addict
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 519

                          #13

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