Danny's, really bored in his 3 hour english class, thread

[LJ851]

There is this fat girl next to me who keeps flirting with some black guy behind me. I'd like to strike with with a large tree branch.

Im confused. Striking fat girl or black guy? Or both?

[Danny]

I think the black dude shut her down. She turned around and said something and the black guy laughed and said something back. Then she turned around and has her head on the keyboard now.

[LJ851]

I dont mean to stereotype, but what is it with fat girls and black guys?

[evandael]

tell her if she shuts up you will give her your twinkie.

dude c'mon

[Need4Speed1299]

Heres a list of Danny's to keep you entertained for ~5 seconds.

Danny from Full House




Danny Devito


Danny Glover

[Danny]

Lol the list of dannys made me smile

[dirtysix]

Rub one off under the desk?

[Danny]

To what? The fat girl next to me?

[HarryPotter]

why not butter them rolls

[Danny]

I'm cool of that bro. If the black guys won't take her idk who will.

[ZM Blue Devil]

Dont ask me why but this is who I picture your teacher to be. Close?

[Danny]

No sorry Levent. It's an old white guy with a comb over in glasses and a tan sweater.

[dirtysix]

Hmmm. Not much inspiration there.

[Danny]

Yeah it is quite a disappointment.

[CreamE30]

learn how to remove the protector screen off a mitsubishi tv then tell me how to do it..