So some douchebag replied to my craigslist ad..

[Ssolidarity]

I'm surfing on R3V when someone replies,
To my craigslist ad that's chock full of lies.
Some douchebag is sending me letters of hate,
I'm just tryna' sell my moms car I know it ain't great.
Feeling butthurt I know just what to do;
Post it on R3V and round up the crew!
I post up his deetz and we gather up dox,
This thread is growing fast, as are our e-cocks.
When all of the sudden a new guy appears,
Aleskey himself responds to the queers!
A cool dude is proven, the tables have turned,
Now don't I look stupid; my ass just got burned.
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
R3V is not 4chan and lulz were not earned.

so much win

[5Toes]

Good rhymezzzz

[iamsam]

Raxe that was hilarious!! hA ha haaa!!!!! good shit man
"deetz" and "dox" ha ha ha

i'm diggin it!!

[Syncro325is]

This made everything worth it. I applaud you scholarly sir, good show.

I'm surfing on R3V when someone replies,
To my craigslist ad that's chock full of lies.
Some douchebag is sending me letters of hate,
I'm just tryna' sell my moms car I know it ain't great.
Feeling butthurt I know just what to do;
Post it on R3V and round up the crew!
I post up his deetz and we gather up dox,
This thread is growing fast, as are our e-cocks.
When all of the sudden a new guy appears,
Aleskey himself responds to the queers!
A cool dude is proven, the tables have turned,
Now don't I look stupid; my ass just got burned.
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
R3V is not 4chan and lulz were not earned.

[scabzzzz]

I'm surfing on R3V when someone replies,
To my craigslist ad that's chock full of lies.
Some douchebag is sending me letters of hate,
I'm just tryna' sell my moms car I know it ain't great.
Feeling butthurt I know just what to do;
Post it on R3V and round up the crew!
I post up his deetz and we gather up dox,
This thread is growing fast, as are our e-cocks.
When all of the sudden a new guy appears,
Aleskey himself responds to the queers!
A cool dude is proven, the tables have turned,
Now don't I look stupid; my ass just got burned.
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
R3V is not 4chan and lulz were not earned.

:p

[Aleksey]

I'm surfing on R3V when someone replies,
To my craigslist ad that's chock full of lies.
Some douchebag is sending me letters of hate,
I'm just tryna' sell my moms car I know it ain't great.
Feeling butthurt I know just what to do;
Post it on R3V and round up the crew!
I post up his deetz and we gather up dox,
This thread is growing fast, as are our e-cocks.
When all of the sudden a new guy appears,
Aleskey himself responds to the queers!
A cool dude is proven, the tables have turned,
Now don't I look stupid; my ass just got burned.
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
R3V is not 4chan and lulz were not earned.

[z31maniac]

Raxe saves an otherwise letdown of a thread, excellent work sir.

[frankenbeemer]

Awesome lulz!

[JUMPNYC]

I put out a CL ad trying to help my mom.
She has a 530 E34 she wants it gone.
The ad was not full of lies, trying to make a honest sale.
Then some guy calls me a liar, tries to lowball and fails.
This computer "savvy" guy actually used his real email.
It wasn’t hard for me to Google onto his trail.
When I started this thread I was pissed and that’s fine
He sent me a reply saying how his car was better than mine.
“Stop lying, I give you $500 tops for this slow car
just so you can see me demolish it with a real v8 called a 540i”
So I came to R3V to vent and make Aleksey cry.
I had some laughs and I drank some Ten High.
Aleksey pops on and takes the jabs and explains the reply.
Shows us his E34, and he’s actually a cool guy!
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
Don’t reply to ads on the internetz like a douche you can get burned.

[Bimmerman325i]

I'm surfing on R3V when someone replies,
To my craigslist ad that's chock full of lies.
Some douchebag is sending me letters of hate,
I'm just tryna' sell my moms car I know it ain't great.
Feeling butthurt I know just what to do;
Post it on R3V and round up the crew!
I post up his deetz and we gather up dox,
This thread is growing fast, as are our e-cocks.
When all of the sudden a new guy appears,
Aleskey himself responds to the queers!
A cool dude is proven, the tables have turned,
Now don't I look stupid; my ass just got burned.
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
R3V is not 4chan and lulz were not earned.

Fucking Awesome, well done sir.

I put out a CL ad trying to help my mom.
She has a 530 E34 she wants it gone.
The ad was not full of lies, trying to make a honest sale.
Then some guy calls me a liar, tries to lowball and fails.
This computer "savvy" guy actually used his real email.
It wasn’t hard for me to Google onto his trail.
When I started this thread I was pissed and that’s fine
He sent me a reply saying how his car was better than mine.
“Stop lying, I give you $500 tops for this slow car
just so you can see me demolish it with a real v8 called a 540i”
So I came to R3V to vent and make Aleksey cry.
I had some laughs and I drank some Ten High.
Aleksey pops on and takes the jabs and explains the reply.
Shows us his E34, and he’s actually a cool guy!
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
Don’t reply to ads on the internetz like a douche you can get burned.

Rhyme and meter pwn j00.

Aleksey, cool car man. Welcome to r3v.

[iamsam]

What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
Don’t reply to ads on the internetz like a douche you can get burned.

who got burned?

[TexasTerp]

Welcome Aleksey! Jump - please stop.

I'm surfing on R3V when someone replies,
To my craigslist ad that's chock full of lies.
Some douchebag is sending me letters of hate,
I'm just tryna' sell my moms car I know it ain't great.
Feeling butthurt I know just what to do;
Post it on R3V and round up the crew!
I post up his deetz and we gather up dox,
This thread is growing fast, as are our e-cocks.
When all of the sudden a new guy appears,
Aleskey himself responds to the queers!
A cool dude is proven, the tables have turned,
Now don't I look stupid; my ass just got burned.
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
R3V is not 4chan and lulz were not earned.

Raxe, this is beyond EPIC!! Well done sir, very well done.

[franco90]

Goodtimes only on R3V

[J3M93]

I'm surfing on R3V when someone replies,
To my craigslist ad that's chock full of lies.
Some douchebag is sending me letters of hate,
I'm just tryna' sell my moms car I know it ain't great.
Feeling butthurt I know just what to do;
Post it on R3V and round up the crew!
I post up his deetz and we gather up dox,
This thread is growing fast, as are our e-cocks.
When all of the sudden a new guy appears,
Aleskey himself responds to the queers!
A cool dude is proven, the tables have turned,
Now don't I look stupid; my ass just got burned.
What is the lesson here, what have we learned?
R3V is not 4chan and lulz were not earned.