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  • KennyT
    E30 Addict
    • Aug 2010
    • 542
    #16
    She doesn't leave until the morning wood is chopped.

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      • Todd Black 88
        No R3VLimiter
        • Oct 2007
        • 3449
        #17
        Smash it, throw a towel at her and tell her to "clean yourself up you filthy whore"
        Originally posted by codyep3
        I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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          • phreshkid
            R3V Elite
            • May 2009
            • 4655
            #18
            Watch her do the duck walk the next day ahaha!
            world renown Harry Potter expert
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              • JasonC
                Site Manager
                • Aug 2006
                • 14451
                #19
                Originally posted by Ryan...
                do a dance?
                Originally posted by mrsleeve
                make a little love .................
                Originally posted by Good & Tight
                get down tonight.....



                1992 BMW 325iC
                1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                  • Dermeister3
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 1184
                    #20
                    Originally posted by KennyT
                    She doesn't leave until the morning wood is chopped.

                    i got shit to do in the morning. She doesnt need to be there. Morning sex is for girlfriends and wives.

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                      • KennyT
                        E30 Addict
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 542
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Dermeister3
                        i got shit to do in the morning. She doesnt need to be there. Morning sex is for girlfriends and wives.
                        College town and college schedules are nice.

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                          • mightywhitey
                            E30 Modder
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 985
                            #22
                            Put longest digit in anus, wait for orgasm
                            1991 e30 328i M52 swapped: Gone
                            1995 e34 540i/6 1 of 76 Clean
                            1985 e28 euro 525i the daily

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                              • Pantless Spency
                                It's McRib time!!!
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 7284
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Raxe
                                Rob that bitch.
                                +1 hahahhahaha

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                                  • Ray Smoodiver
                                    Moderator
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 8809
                                    #24
                                    WTF?

                                    Usually she is rearing to go again if you fuck her right. No girl on the planet wants "just one"

                                    If she says this to you, you are crap in bed.

                                    You smash that ham wallet until your dick is cumming dust and she looks like she's been in a 10 way bukkake.

                                    SILBER COMBAT UNIT DELTA (M-Technic Marshal)
                                    RTFM:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=56950

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                                      • Teaguer
                                        R3V OG
                                        • Sep 2004
                                        • 6167
                                        #25
                                        Hit it right the first time and she'll come around for more.
                                        Then its up to you if you want to hit again or quit it.
                                        If she doesn't come around for more then you need to step up your skill set.

                                        Oh yeah and pihb. :up:

                                        E30 M3 / E30 325is / E34 525iT / E34 535i

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                                          • Be30mer
                                            E30 Enthusiast
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 1121
                                            #26
                                            D.E.N.N.I.S. System. Use it.

                                            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                            You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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                                              • IRON-E
                                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 16548
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Ray Smoodiver
                                                WTF?

                                                Usually she is rearing to go again if you fuck her right. No girl on the planet wants "just one"

                                                If she says this to you, you are crap in bed.

                                                You smash that ham wallet until your dick is cumming dust and she looks like she's been in a 10 way bukkake.
                                                +1
                                                Originally posted by Dermeister3
                                                I got shit to do in the morning. She doesn't need to be there. Morning sex is for girlfriends and wives.
                                                Truf!
                                                @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                                                  • tonywonder
                                                    E30 Mastermind
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 1688
                                                    #28
                                                    guys come on... lets be gentleman here. upon completion of engaging in casual sexual intercourse with this beautiful specimen one must always... pass the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to the left had side.

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                                                      • StereoInstaller1
                                                        GAS
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 22679
                                                        #29
                                                        Hand her $20, point to door.

                                                        Closing SOON!
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                                                        Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                                                          • mr.vang
                                                            R3V Elite
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 4371
                                                            #30
                                                            marry her............................................2 kids...divorce..pay childs support..go to hell.. end of story..
                                                            Bought parts from me before? leave your feedback here

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