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  • Deltron Dirty30
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2436
    #16
    Originally posted by HarryPotter
    not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
    Instagram: @jstnlws

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      • IminDiegoTriick
        E30 Mastermind
        • Oct 2009
        • 1564
        #17
        this thread is all types of wrong lol


        Fast life fuck slow..Low life for life
        Let the mix flow..Let the night flow
        I'm so gone ✗ ♥ O

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          • Optimator
            E30 Fanatic
            • Aug 2008
            • 1396
            #18
            As far as parodies go, this is weaker than a Wayans' brothers flick.
            -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

            Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
            Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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              • scabzzzz
                Estado de mierda de encargo
                • Jul 2007
                • 6870
                #19
                I tried guys. I tried..

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                  • Rau
                    E30 Addict
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 449
                    #20
                    Lawl!
                    Originally posted by RUFFLZ
                    #BANDISNIGGA
                    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                    Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

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                      • Massimo
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 3207
                        #21
                        How dose a Gay thread on R3V get 19 reply's?

                        Put a Poll in it!
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                          • TexasTerp
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3541
                            #22
                            lame^ but very true
                            stephenbrody.com

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                              • HarryPotter
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3642
                                #23
                                Scabz is right, man waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is SO tight.


                                "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                                John F. Kennedy

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                                  • Massimo
                                    No R3VLimiter
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 3207
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by TexasTerp
                                    lame^ but very true

                                    I know but I had to LOL. More concerning is the results from the poll.
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                                      • Eecen
                                        E30 Fanatic
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 1235
                                        #25
                                        Its not gay if you're the pitcher.....right?

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                                          • evandael
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • Oct 2009
                                            • 2881
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Eecen
                                            Its not gay if you're the pitcher.....right?

                                            no eye contact. even a second long lusty gaze is enough to condemn you to cockguzzling ad infinitum.

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                                              • ameuras
                                                Member
                                                • Jan 2011
                                                • 48
                                                #27
                                                this thread makes me LOLz
                                                www.gutenparts.com

                                                San Francisco will be represented at GFEST 2011 :letitout:

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                                                  • DatUtahGuy
                                                    No R3VLimiter
                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                    • 3146
                                                    #28
                                                    Reading this thread has given me pink eye....

                                                    and a side of the clap. True story
                                                    YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                                                    - - -
                                                    If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                                                      • gone002
                                                        E30 Modder
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 877
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Schwarz3
                                                        Reading this thread has given me pink eye....

                                                        and a side of the clap. True story
                                                        dont lie you got that from the pig you were fukin!!
                                                        bimmerboltsandparts.com

                                                        bring back the neeked broads!!!
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                                                          • AbeSonic
                                                            Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 3635
                                                            #30
                                                            Jesus just let this thread die already...lol

                                                            out dated sig is out dated

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