Charlie Sheen is an F18.

[blunttech]

Charlie Sheen is a Cessna 150.

so true. Watch him die.

[Maluco]

I never knew Sheen questioned the 9/11 events.

[tjts1]

I got my halloween costume figured out

[scabzzzz]

I have a feeling my life will turn out like his. Just with less money and add mountains.

[tjts1]

Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

1. I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists

2. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

3. Life without dignity is worthless

4. I'm extremely old-fashioned, I'm a nobleman, I'm chivalrous

5. I am like the Queen of England

6. I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter

7. Every great movement begins with one man

8. These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre

9. I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night

10. 9/11 was 'an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz

[CleanAzzE30z]

I cant wait for the "motivational posters" and the songs that will be spawned from this. It will become a cultural phenomenom like "Dont tase me, bro!" or "Im Rick James, bitch" only.... there are just so many to choose from!! There should be a thread with all humorous things Sheen-related. Motivational posters, quotes, lolcats, the lot. Possibly a list of every single laughable quote to be used in humorous situations the way I memorize movies I love and use quotes from them in every day life.


Mariano

[Maluco]

[j0oftheworld]

This is what I would do if I was and actor making the money he does! :D

[ALYKZANDYR]

^ so you would turn into a complete nutcase and beg the world for attention?

[Victell]

o this one about AA is sweet

"I can't use the word sober because that's a term from those people, and I have cleansed myself. I have closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself from this ridiculous model of disease... This bootleg cult arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous now supports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math!"

[Turd]

A friend had this on his Facebook this morning, def lolz worthy -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88

[s0urce]

Sorry my life is so much more bitchin’ than yours. I planned it that way.

[Fusion]

Holy shit. That man is able to create some of the awesomest quotes I've ever heard.

[CorvallisBMW]

lulz at him living with his two "goddesses"

[Fusion]

And he had popped a cig during the interview.
He deserves a fucking statue!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA1uMwBBMpQ