Charlie Sheen is an F18.

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  • Fusion
    No R3VLimiter
    • Nov 2009
    • 3658
    #46
    My favorite line:

    You should've read the directions before you showed up at the party.
    -- Charlie Sheen on people that died due to drug abuse.

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      • DTM190
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Nov 2008
        • 1107
        #47
        Originally posted by knoepfler
        charlie sheen for president
        + 1
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


        Originally posted by der affe
        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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          • javi415
            Advanced Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 108
            #48
            Originally posted by Fusion
            My favorite line:

            You should've read the directions before you showed up at the party.
            -- Charlie Sheen on people that died due to drug abuse.
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            You should've read the directions before you showed up at the party.:stupid:

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385
                #49
                Originally posted by Knoepfler
                charlie sheen for president
                thought that was martin sheen :rofl:
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
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                  • Ian Bowers
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 1120
                    #50

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                      • CleanAzzE30z
                        R3V OG
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11794
                        #51
                        I would buy a shirt that says "Charlie Sheen for president". With the well-used Obama-type graphic to give it that extra "legitimacy"


                        2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                        1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                        1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                        -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                        -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                          • CorvallisBMW
                            Long Schlong Longhammer
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 13039
                            #52
                            "...and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

                            Charlie Sheen has been fired!!

                            410 Gone
                            http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/07/warner-bros-fires-charlie-sheen/?iref=NS1

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                              • CleanAzzE30z
                                R3V OG
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 11794
                                #53
                                Batshit crazy would be an understatement, IMO. I think "nuttier than squirrell turds" has been achieved. I can understand living-how-he-wants, but all this gibberish-talk adds an element of out-of-his-tree to the whole affair. And I cant decide if its the cocaine psychosis, or if its actually him saying these things and thinking that they make sense haha.


                                Mariano


                                2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                                1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                                1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                                -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                                -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                                  • tjts1
                                    E30 Mastermind
                                    • May 2007
                                    • 1851
                                    #54

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                                      • Eecen
                                        E30 Fanatic
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 1235
                                        #55
                                        I watched the dateline episode, and CNN interview.

                                        Seems like he's putting on a show for everyone. Quite the comedy.


                                        "Tiger Blood" LoL

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                                          • Fusion
                                            No R3VLimiter
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 3658
                                            #56


                                            I know they're just walking along, but notice 1:32.
                                            Tell me Sheen has an Alpinweiss vert on bottlecaps and I shall shit me pants.

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                                              • Fusion
                                                No R3VLimiter
                                                • Nov 2009
                                                • 3658
                                                #57
                                                Bwahaha.

                                                Q: Did you turn to alcohol and other substances because you were bored?
                                                A: No, I did that because they work.

                                                Next up: Bestseller Charlie Sheen book of quotes.

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                                                  • Eecen
                                                    E30 Fanatic
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 1235
                                                    #58
                                                    Yeah in the dateline episode Mr Sheen and the interviewer walk past a white e30, cabby i think, you never get a good look at it.

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                                                      • DTM190
                                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 1107
                                                        #59
                                                        Originally posted by Eecen

                                                        Seems like he's putting on a show for everyone.
                                                        And its working. I dont think he has lost his marbles as much as it appears.
                                                        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                                                        Originally posted by der affe
                                                        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                                                        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                                                          • FLYNAVY
                                                            E30 Addict
                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 408
                                                            #60
                                                            Originally posted by tjts1
                                                            That is hilarious on many levels, but mostly because that had to have been the most attrocious looking jet ever made by man
                                                            e92 M3
                                                            e30 M3 s52 swap
                                                            w203 C240 wagon (DD)
                                                            190e 5.6 swap (in surgery)

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