suspension

[Brandon12V]

Somebody buy this kid a fuckin English 101 book.

[trackjunkie21]

are you sure you didn't get suspended for the lack of proper grammar?:rofl:

[Conki]

Alright guys... i just got suspended from my high school for not giving my nazi of a principle my id, and you wana know now many days i got for that and smiling 5 days and my dad need to go in and have a meeting with the principle what kind of bull shit is that, but what is the dumbest thing you guys have gotten suspended for?

I got suspended for not knowing the difference between principle and principal.

[Joe G]

1st day of second grade i got detention for throwing rocks on the playground. Kid i was with was crying because his mom was gonna be pissed when he told her. I just never told my mom, haha.

I never got caught for a lot of stuff that would have been detention/suspension worthy in high school. Walking around with small squirt guns/water bottles with holes spraying kids to make it look like they pissed themselves. Using windows instead of doors. Drinking whiskey in history with a few buddies, running through the valentines day dance with the wrestling team all in our singlets party-boying every hot chick, etc....

Last week of Sr. year i let ~500 crickets loose in the school right before classes got out...chaos ensued. So many screaming girls. The janitors ended up vacuuming them all up. 3 or 4 days later you could still hear some chirping. Never got caught.

2nd to last day of Sr. year me and 6 guys put on ridiculous board shorts, crazy masks, got super soakers and water balloons and ran through the halls bare foot(bad idea, way too slippery) drenching kids between classes. My bitch chemistry teacher grabbed one of us by the neck, we all bolted. He ratted us all out. When the vice principle called me into her office i played dumb and denied it for ~2 hours. Then i told her it was all thought up and put into action by the kid who ratted. Best part was when the Vice Principle mentioned the cricket incident and not knowing who did it, such a feeling of satisfaction.

Punishment was setting up ~200 chairs for graduation. So worth it, the school was soaked.


lesson learned: if your gonna do something that can get you in trouble, do it alone and dont tell a soul.

[Good & Tight]

Hes likely to go on in life to become the CEO of a major corporation like Rapid Spool Industries like other Malakas I know

Haha.!!

I killed the class pet in 7th grade, never got caught tho. Made a nice jacket out of it.

[zxert]

2nd grade: Suspended for clogging all toilets and flooding the bathroom
3rd grade: I got suspended for escaping from school. Haha ninja.
4th grade: Fighting

7th grade: Spitting in a girls hair
8th grade: Fighting

I had serious behavior issues when I was a kid. Luckily by highschool I was smart enough to stop getting caught.

[E30SPDFRK]

I punched a kid in the stomach in second grade because he was still chewing on a chicken nugget 3 classes after lunch ended. 1 week.

I think thats it. I got detention in middle school one day because I bent the neck piece to a kids saxaphone when he wasnt looking so it always played an octave high.

[Todd Black 88]

Blew up an overhead projector in grade 10. 2 weeks


Had a hot, 5' tall, early twenties female english teacher in grade 11 who used to wear short skirts to class. She had a string tied to the overhead screen so she could pull it down without needing a ladder/chair. Me and a buddy would always come into class and cut the string so we could watch her climb a chair in those skirts and tie it back together. 1 week but soooooo worth it.

Had a chemistry teacher in grade 11 with a toupe( spelling). The same buddy and i put tape on the class door frame to try and pull it off when he entered. It cought his hair, but didn't pull it all the way off, just up in the front. We all damn near shit ourselves laughing at that.
Never got caught on that one. Hehehe.

[T Verdier]

stole the homework stamp that my bitch teacher used to give credit, all the people who actualy did there work were pissed.

[F34R]

Giving the finger to a kid while he was getting off the bus. 3 weeks of ISS, it was worse then suspension. I also got suspended for a week for a fist fight, kid starts it after school I knock him out and I get in trouble for it. He gets two days of detention...

[Kershaw]

he did it the correct way. saran wrap would not have held up.

[ALYKZANDYR]

Can't say I ever got suspended. Hell, I only ever got one detention, ever, and that was for my phone ringing in class. I did, however, manage to end up in the dean's office 9 time in about a month for parking pass issues.... We had these ridiculous stick-on parking passes, and they were just about impossible to pull from the window. At the time, my windows were tinted, and it had to go in the back window. So first I set it on the parcel shelf. then I taped it to the window, on the wrong side apparently. Then I taped it on the correct side. Then it fell off one day, so I got called down again, etc, etc. Eventually I ended up sticking it on an Ipod/PDA screen protector and then sticking it to the window. I had friends who ended up cutting defrost lines and breaking widows getting those things off...

you couldve just wrapped the sticky side with scyran wrap, then taped it to the window. would've been cheaper.

[Ryan...]

My younger brother and I got suspended for half a day when I was in 3rd grade, he was in 1st, for having a "royal rumble" on the playground. We would pretend to wrestle WWF style and toss each other around, the teachers thought were trying to kill each other..

[gearheadE30]

Can't say I ever got suspended. Hell, I only ever got one detention, ever, and that was for my phone ringing in class. I did, however, manage to end up in the dean's office 9 time in about a month for parking pass issues.... We had these ridiculous stick-on parking passes, and they were just about impossible to pull from the window. At the time, my windows were tinted, and it had to go in the back window. So first I set it on the parcel shelf. then I taped it to the window, on the wrong side apparently. Then I taped it on the correct side. Then it fell off one day, so I got called down again, etc, etc. Eventually I ended up sticking it on an Ipod/PDA screen protector and then sticking it to the window. I had friends who ended up cutting defrost lines and breaking widows getting those things off...

[greekfreak]

i know my writing is shit, never was good at it and getting put in an English class would be more of a punishment then getting sent home