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  • Ssolidarity
    Advanced Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 134

    #1

    Speech

    I have a speech tomorrow morning, and I detest public speaking. tips/trix/ shit to get my mind off of it
  • e30frosh
    R3VLimited
    • Dec 2004
    • 2170

    #2
    One shot of your favorite/tolerable whiskey.

    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
    Wrap all my things in aluminum
    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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    • noE30
      R3VLimited
      • Jun 2008
      • 2260

      #3
      I used to hate speeches too, just remember everyone has to do it. Most people are probably thinking the same thing as you as well, you're not the only one.

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      • mrsleeve
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Mar 2005
        • 16385

        #4
        Originally posted by e30frosh
        One shot of your favorite/tolerable whiskey.
        this but make it a double double


        I really hate public speaking
        Originally posted by Fusion
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        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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        • ck_taft325is
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2007
          • 6880

          #5
          Relax however you relax. If you can be relaxed and just take it easy while giving it, you'll be a hit.
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          • Ssolidarity
            Advanced Member
            • Aug 2010
            • 134

            #6
            its hard, I can get relaxed and whatever right before, but right as I walk up all that shit goes right out the window and the anxiety is back

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            • KennyT
              E30 Addict
              • Aug 2010
              • 542

              #7
              1 Do a triple double.

              2 Talk to people while giving the speech. Don't 'talk to the group'.

              3 Be confident. If there are cute girls in the class smile at them.

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              • Dozyproductions
                R3V Elite
                • Jan 2007
                • 4682

                #8
                take adderol.

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                • AbeSonic
                  Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 3635

                  #9
                  drink double double, jerk off, pop adderol. lol

                  out dated sig is out dated

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                  • george graves
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 19986

                    #10
                    Picture them all naked, butt fucking one another.
                    Originally posted by Matt-B
                    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                    • CabrioPunk
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 1451

                      #11
                      Be confident in your message.

                      And if it is for a class realize everyone In there is tuning you out just like you did their.

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                      • 5spoke
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 1729

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CabrioPunk
                        Be confident in your message.

                        And if it is for a class realize everyone In there is tuning you out just like you did their.
                        This. If its for class think about what you do during other peoples presentations or speeches, most of them will be doing just that. Zoning out and thinking about either their own presentation or what to do when class lets out. Make sure you get through it without mumbling and make your points.
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                        • Restoman
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 1311

                          #13
                          Go first or atleast top 3. The audience is so preoccupied with their anxiety and speech that they are not even paying attention and will laugh with you just out of pure anxiety. I took speech in college and hated that class with a passion.
                          i'lldoitforacaravan

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                          • imsotyerred
                            R3VLimited
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2529

                            #14
                            it is something you have been told to do over and over again and it sounds silly but the best way to really get ready and prevent nervousness is to actually say your speech out loud to yourself or a couple of friends several times over so that you can really get a feel for how your speech flows and provides you with a better sense of how to time your own speech so that you don't end up getting nervous, choked up and jump around/speed through your speech
                            BRUTE

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                            • Conki
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 1254

                              #15
                              I used to take a couple shots before my speeches back in HS and in lower class. Now I don't give a shit about anyone so I can speak publicly without a problem.

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