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  • HarryPotter
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jan 2010
    • 3642
    #16
    Boost to my self esteem.


    "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

    John F. Kennedy

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      • T Verdier
        R3VLimited
        • Aug 2007
        • 2636
        #17
        What are the grey areas?

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          • KennyT
            E30 Addict
            • Aug 2010
            • 542
            #18
            Originally posted by T Verdier
            What are the grey areas?
            N/D aka no data or no dick. You decide.

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              • ALYKZANDYR
                E30 Fanatic
                • Sep 2009
                • 1336
                #19
                5.5-6in here, i'm not getting ballsweat on my ruler to get an exact number. Since i don't use my dick, its size really dosen't matter.

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                  • AlarmedBread
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1510
                    #20
                    Originally posted by DREWHALL
                    Barely 5 inches?!?!!? What's wrong with people in 'Merica?
                    All the Azn's bring down the average.

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                      • CorvallisBMW
                        Long Schlong Longhammer
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 13039
                        #21
                        Mexicans have bigger dicks than us??? How??? They're all so damn short! :hitler:

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                          • Todd Black 88
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 3449
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Dermeister3
                            o my god. china... 4 inches. wow. i am sorry for their women.

                            but ya, im not busting out my yardstick.... heh... but id say im average. w/e, the GF is ssatisfied, im happy, no need to brag unnecessarily.
                            They hve shallow vag's so no worries;)
                            Originally posted by codyep3
                            I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                            2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                            1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                            1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                            2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                            2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                            2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                            2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                            2010 F650gs twin
                            2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                              • daniel
                                R3V OG
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 6703
                                #23
                                I'm Venezuelan.


                                just sayin
                                http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                                  • AndrewBird
                                    The Mad Scientist
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 11892
                                    #24
                                    <---Half Hungarian. Though Congo seems more appropriate...

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                                      • trackjunkie21
                                        No R3VLimiter
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 3962
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
                                        Mexicans have bigger dicks than us??? How??? They're all so damn short! :hitler:
                                        Asians are taking over.
                                        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                        Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                                        VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.

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                                          • DTM190
                                            E30 Enthusiast
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 1107
                                            #26
                                            Feck me, looking at how many countries AVERAGE in the 4s, sure there are a few over 5 or 6 meaning there are some with 2-3.

                                            WTF that is almost micropenis territory.
                                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                                            Originally posted by der affe
                                            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                                            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                                              • DTM190
                                                E30 Enthusiast
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 1107
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
                                                5.5-6in here, i'm not getting ballsweat on my ruler to get an exact number. Since i don't use my dick, its size really dosen't matter.
                                                That is GOLD
                                                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                                                Originally posted by der affe
                                                first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                                                if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                                                  • evandael
                                                    R3VLimited
                                                    • Oct 2009
                                                    • 2881
                                                    #28
                                                    everything went better than expected.

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                                                      • e30Rooster
                                                        E30 Modder
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 958
                                                        #29
                                                        uhhh can i get a girth map??? kthxbai

                                                        who cares if ur dick is 7 inches long if you have a needle dick?

                                                        (ps if you have a small weener like me get good with your tongue , It doesnt matter how the job done as long as shes happy.)
                                                        sigpic

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                                                          • !kid
                                                            E30 Fanatic
                                                            • Mar 2009
                                                            • 1362
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
                                                            5.5-6in here, i'm not getting ballsweat on my ruler to get an exact number. Since i don't use my dick, its size really dosen't matter.
                                                            you must have a really flat wank to think that using a ruler is a proper device to
                                                            measure your man sausage.
                                                            :borg:

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