tracking when she's about to lose their mind

[rwh11385]

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~rwheeter/redflaginst.exe

download "redflag" software now to track their cycle :twisted:
you'll have fair warning when she's about to get uber emotional.

This windows program is really only useful for guys with girlfriends, wives, lovers, mistresses, you get the idea. After completing a few configuration options:



You get a convient flag icon in your taskbar:



Here are my interpretations of the flags:


Yellow Flag - PMS. You're probably going to be spending a lot of time on your computer.

Red Flag - She's on her period. Sucks to be you.

Checkered Flag - GO! After a week of hell, it's time to get back to business.

Green Flag - Everything is OK, let's hope she doesn't have a "headache" tonight.

link may or may not work: http://purdueonline.com/static/files/redflaginst.exe
i can upload it to my school server tommorrow if not

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~rwheeter/redflaginst.exe

now you'll know when to be extra careful what you say and when hummer week is about to start

[KDZROK]

Ummm, just peek at her birth control pack. the different colored ones are a placibo, about 2 placibo pills, and you got yourself a dead week, unless you are adventureous. As for determing the emotional effects of PMS: Women als have POST Mentral Syndrome. The whole dang process lasts about 2 weeks and intensity varies from month to month and woman to woman.

Good Luck!

:)

[e30sd]

redwings or ban

[rwh11385]

unless of course, she isn't on BC. then one might want to be re-stocking on rubbers for when the green flag waves. (although one could be adventurous.....since that's when they sometimes are the most horny)


it's just useful to have a indication of when she's about to get hit with the hormones and worry and be emotional and freak out at anything. geesh. oh well.

althought maybe keep it to yourself guys if you know for a fact she is PMSing.

[Il Duce]

redwings or ban

ewww

[rwh11385]

redwings or ban

ewww

grow up.

by which definition? going down or fucking?

[Ryan Stewart]

Normally fucking, just because its not always that fresh down there during the "time."

Its not like she is bleeding profusely the entire time, its just bits here and there. Its spread out over a while so its not a lot at once.

"Sorry Wendy but I have a hard time trusting something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." - Mr. Garrison.

[rwh11385]

okay cool. I have had people say different interpretations. And the other is just a little too personal and upclose. And mandatory observation of the tide.




Pasha, Okay.

[Dave]

As long as I have been married, I don't need no fucking software. Once you are with the same girl for more than a few months, you should be able to figure it out.

[rwh11385]

yeah, well modern guys are lazy. and wouldn't want it to be a surprise she's easy to upset.


file uploaded now.

[bimmerlover]

As long as I have been married, I don't need no fucking software. Once you are with the same girl for more than a few months, you should be able to figure it out.

Yeah, this idea is hilarious.. but I have to agree with Dave here.
If you know somebody well at all.. you shouldn't need a flag to tell you what's up.
My boyfriend can consistently predict a day in advance when I'm going to start.
Might have a lil to do with my mood.. but he swears my breasts give it away.

So yeah.. the software is cute, but full of errors and highly unneccesary.

[KDZROK]

unless of course, she isn't on BC.

Well then have her get on birth control! Besides the fact of helping avoid an unwanted pregnancy...

...she can skip the placibo pills and never even get a pierod. It is perfectly safe and even suggested by most gyns. Lots of girls do it over the summer to avoid the inconvinience of a period during pool/beach weather.

I get a period once a season. There are even b-control pills that are designed to do that. They basically released 4 months worth of pills in one packet, minus the placibos. Genious!

But yes, if you know your woman and her moods, it is easy to tell. Having lived with various woman for the last 12 years of my life in roommate situations, you get really good at knowing when she is going to start.

:)

Watch the food consumption, libido and chocolate intake. Those are also signs.

[rwh11385]

well after one month i didn't know much, but the software gave me the heads up.

Having lived with various woman for the last 12 years of my life in roommate situations, you get really good at knowing when she is going to start.

ha. and living with her, they might have also synched up which would have helped.


she should be starting in a few days on the BC.

[Charlie]

As long as I have been married, I don't need no fucking software. Once you are with the same girl for more than a few months, you should be able to figure it out.

I can track my GF's better than she can. Just by attitude.

-Charlie

[Jarvis]

As long as I have been married, I don't need no fucking software. Once you are with the same girl for more than a few months, you should be able to figure it out.

I can track my GF's better than she can. Just by attitude.

-Charlie

Same here.

And what's the big deal with your girl being on the rag? Blowjob-week.

And if your girl thinks that just because she's bleeding from the cooch for a few days that it gives her an excuse to be a bitch, then she's probably a bitch all the time anyways. Get a new girlfriend.