Favorite movie quotes

[DEV0 E30]

WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD, WAZ YO DREAM?

[M42Technik]

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

YES!!!

"Ooof Hudson you look how I feel..."
Aliens

[Pedro]

"Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full"

[hamann318is]

"Excuse me, Russel, I believe I requested the hand-job."
- Wayne Campbell

Oh man, my favorite from that movie:

"Ribbed for her pleasure, eewwwwww."
- Garth Algar

[Julien]

Major props to anyone who can guess this quote ;-)

"Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it, that you can disrespect a man's ethnicity? When you know that we have influenced nearly every facet of white America. From our music, to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool- walk, talk, dress, mannerisms. We enrich your very existence, all while Contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigotry- Who have no talent, no guts… People like you who desecrate things they don’t understand when the truth is, you should say ‘Thank you man!’ and go on about your way. But apparently, you are incapable of doing that….”

[Hatchman]

"You were only supposed to blow the BLODDY DOORS OFF"
the 1969 Italian Job

[BS87]

Major props to anyone who can guess this quote ;-)

"Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it, that you can disrespect a man's ethnicity? When you know that we have influenced nearly every facet of white America. From our music, to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool- walk, talk, dress, mannerisms. We enrich your very existence, all while Contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigotry- Who have no talent, no guts… People like you who desecrate things they don’t understand when the truth is, you should say ‘Thank you man!’ and go on about your way. But apparently, you are incapable of doing that….”

ahhh i recognize that but i can't put a name to it!

[M42Technik]

"I bet you would Panama Red"
Meet the Parents

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles's skull."

"-Where's my Honda?
-Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda."
Pulp Fiction

[Koony]

Pulp Fiction is one of my favorites! Samuel Jackson is the man, no doubt, but how 'bout this one;


"You tell your guys in Miami.... your friend, it'd be a pleasure. I kill a communist for fun.... but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."


Infinite street cred' to who can name this one.

[Charlie]

Major props to anyone who can guess this quote ;-)

"Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it, that you can disrespect a man's ethnicity? When you know that we have influenced nearly every facet of white America. From our music, to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool- walk, talk, dress, mannerisms. We enrich your very existence, all while Contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigotry- Who have no talent, no guts… People like you who desecrate things they don’t understand when the truth is, you should say ‘Thank you man!’ and go on about your way. But apparently, you are incapable of doing that….”

My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb.

-Charlie

[trent]

oh come on...where is the good shit

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though"

"O, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

"Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Where are the fun quotes

[M42Technik]

"You tell your guys in Miami.... your friend, it'd be a pleasure. I kill a communist for fun.... but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."

Scarface


"- Still got your Malibu?
- You know what some fucker did to it the other day?
- What?
- Fuckin' keyed it.
- Oh man, that's fucked up.
- Tell me about it. I had the goddamn thing in storage three years. It's out five fuckin' days...five days, and some dickless piece of shit fucks with it.
- They should be fuckin' killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
- I just wish I caught 'em doin' it, ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything to catch 'em doin' it. It'a been worth his doin' it, if I coulda just caught 'em, you know what I mean?
- It's chicken shit. You don't fuck another man's vehicle."
Pulp Fiction again

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

"Street's closed, Pizza Boy! Find another way home!"

"TOO SOON JUNIOR!"

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."

"What did you put in that sandwich?"

"You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried."

"There were mass cops out there, that shit was orchestrated!"

"You break her heart, I'll break your neck"

"Dear heavenly uhh....Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Amen."

"I said a 10 second car, not a 10 minute car."

"You want a piece of ass, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large."

"More than you can afford pal, FERRARI!"

"Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheeseburger and fries for 2.95, waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles!"

[e30sd]

Castration! Double castration!

[KenC]

Major props to anyone who can guess this quote ;-)

"Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it, that you can disrespect a man's ethnicity? When you know that we have influenced nearly every facet of white America. From our music, to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool- walk, talk, dress, mannerisms. We enrich your very existence, all while Contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigotry- Who have no talent, no guts… People like you who desecrate things they don’t understand when the truth is, you should say ‘Thank you man!’ and go on about your way. But apparently, you are incapable of doing that….”

My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb.

-Charlie

American History X?