Insecure car enthusiasts?

[slammin.e28]

I had a little CRX get all pissy when I passed him in a 2 lane exit ramp doing ~80 (in the e46) on the inside lane. I slowed it down out of the turn and he caught up with my after about three miles, then I went to exit off to the right. Just as I exited, he swung his car over, as if in a pit maneuver to knock my back end out, but lost control and did about three 360s into the bank in the median.

All Slivic drivers here are idiots. I roll into autozone to grab some wheel cleaner and they all give the hairy eye. Rednecks are rather funny there too.

[Bene]

^^ real talk.

[Nick_S]

I think you can generalize this with nearly group of car enthusiast. There's always going to be some shit head of the group. I think Honda owners get a bad rep because there are just so damn many of them. Douche bags are douche bags no matter what they drive.

[ldsbeaker]

^ or late-model mustang flatbillhatsaggypants owners

I had this guy all up in my 535is rearview last night.

We finally get off the two lane onto a four lane, I pop it in third and punch it.
About the time I hit 4k rpm whooops!, I see the cop trying to do a U-ey in front of us.
Ease off gas, shift into 5th. We both pass him.
The mustang bro flatbill pulled right on past me with his obligatory "my mustang is pushed forward by loud exhaust" exhaust.
Here comes the cop.
Bro decides it would be smart to "blend in" and wedge himself into my safe following distance from the car in front of me.
I let off the gas, and get a new safe following distance.
Cop blows right past me without a second look.
Wedges into my safe following distance.
All up in Mustang Bro flatbill's rearview (That was nice to see, how you like it, bitch?)
Cop hits brakes, and I know it's over. A second later, the lights start dancing.

Seeya Mustang bro flatbill!

[StereoInstaller1]

blah blah blah other car guys suck blah blah blah

[lolcantturn]

I think your biggest problems is that you went to shitty car shows to begin with. You pretty much ask for that shit when you go to douchebag enthusiast car shows like that.
"Street Wars"... isnt that in Fast and the Furious? lol

I'm not too sure if an RB34DET E30 would show up at a shitty car show ;)

[Holland]

In my experience bro truck owners are the worst by far. To me the cheaper the car is the more they have to prove. Sti and m3 owners just drive around like they're better than you, but not reving everywhere.

Bro truck owners are, when I had my Audi I would always have large trucks trying to race me, never any Hondas or rice cars except for a blinged out Dodge Stratus. I honestly don't get it because when I think of a race car, I think of 6'' lifts with 35's for maximum traction yo!

[Rau]

Then traffic finally eased up, and the ultimate riced out Honda CRX HF appears right next to me, they must have all come from a meet somewhere. He gives me the awkward "Lets race" signal, with him, and about 4 other passengers in his car....Yuck.

WTF? :|

A CRX with 4 passengers?

[Vince30]

In my experience bro truck owners are the worst by far. To me the cheaper the car is the more they have to prove. Sti and m3 owners just drive around like they're better than you, but not reving everywhere.

[scabzzzz]

I think your biggest problems is that you went to shitty car shows to begin with. You pretty much ask for that shit when you go to douchebag enthusiast car shows like that.
"Street Wars"... isnt that in Fast and the Furious? lol

[Brandon12V]

if you replaced all honda references in your story with E46/E92 M3 owners, it'd still make sense

Truth.

[Redfox]

I mean there are some pretty respectable Honda owners out there. I try to keep an "open mind" about not automatically labeling a Honda owner a fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, but damn it's hard.

Ehh, back in FL all my friends owned Tegs or civics, and they have the 'HONDAS THE BEST EVARRR MINE BEAATS URSSS" attitude.. One of my friends who is a girl and is really into her civic, called my e30 a "mom car"...

[Nairb]

You should've revved it, put it in third, and when the light turned green, dropped the clutch.

They would've had something to feel good about.

You could've made a difference in their lives, man.

[evandael]

^ or late-model mustang owners, or bro-truck owners, or flatbillhatsaggypants subaru owners..

[drumad]

Just wanted to see what it'd look like aha. It works for the most part.

Specifically the majority of new BMW owners? I was driving home on I95N yesterday, and there were two big meets, one being Blown Euros and the other being Street wars. Lots of "car enthusiasts" on the road needless to say, and lots of ridiculous traffic. Anyway, in stop and go traffic, I was side by side with a newer M3. I didn't really acknowledge him at all, I just knew he was there. I just kept myself in first gear and I was getting pretty tired so I didn't shift into second much at all (whenever I had the chance anyway, traffic was terrible). So I probably went 20mph with my engine whaling in first gear and this BMW owner apparently took it as a challenger appears. He immediately rolled down his window, looked like the ULTIMATE tool, looked at me straight in the eye with the angriest face, and bounced off the limiter for probably 5 seconds....It was embarrassing. I kept minding my own business. He actually looked a lot like this:

Then traffic finally eased up, and the ultimate stock M3 appears right next to me, they must have all come from a meet somewhere. He gives me the awkward "Lets race" signal, with him, and about 4 other passengers in his car....Yuck.

WTF? :|