I freak the f*** out ever time i see one. Regardless of how big it is. I just killed a monster one in my bedroom, and its like the 5th one this week. Tomorrow im getting some anti-bug/spider crap and spraying everything. Those things are just nasty.
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Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
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We get all sorts of spiders in our warehouse and I fucking hate them. But they present a unique pranking opportunity. If I see one, (usually big nasty looking brown thing with fang)
I run and grab a little Styrofoam cup and set the cup on top of it and just leave it and walk away. Then... I wait...
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>:D
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I heard a stat somewhere that you eat about 8 spiders in your lifetime while you sleep, because they crawl into your mouth as they're attracted to the heat, and moisture. WTFFFF. I've been so paranoid of sleeping with my mouth open ever since I heard that.Originally posted by Dozyproductions
All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.
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I like them unless they get on me or sneak up on me, then I run and scream like a little girl having a seizure.
I grew up in Texas and we had Black widows and scorpions everywhere. I used to catch them and put them in jars and try and make them fight.
There was this one though. We had a brick piller mail box and one of the top bricks were loose. I used to hid random shit in there when I was playing army. Well I later found out there was a black widow living in there! I had my whole arm in that dark hole so many times. I do not know how I wasn't bitten...
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i was half awake one night and one ran across my face
could not get back to sleep for a long time
hate the little fuckers and kill them on sight
read a story about a guy that got bit by a brown recluse in california. N A S T Y“There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
Sir Winston Churchill
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Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View PostThat pic scared the shit out of me. I'm done with this thread.
We have a shitload of those little jumping spiders at work. There was one crawling around on the floor while I was on lunch break. I wanted to smash it but I was afraid of karma getting me. I'd scare it away and it would head back in my direction! I went through this three times until I didn't care. Everytime I looked away it would get closer and closer but wouldn't move when I looked at it, lol. Red light green light. "Fuck this music, I'm goin to smoke."
Originally posted by Ryan...It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.
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