How you know you've been married too long...

[IRON-E]

RC Wells has it right on though. No ring = waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles all the time, marriage = lots of fapping and that makes sidedish waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles even more appealing .

[mr.vang]

there is 3 rings when it comes to getting married, 1st ring is the engagement ring, 2nd is wedding ring and 3rd is the "suffering"

[mikeedler]

damn, and I was thinking was a German women thing!!!!! I tell the young guys at work I trade sex for parts.

Its a sad life!!

[Wh33lhop]

Marriage was a great idea 2500 years ago.

I am (as Tom Robins said) a "Serial Monogamist" and this one and I are about done.

I figure I will trade in this 50 year old on 2 25 year olds.

Maybe someone near my kids age can keep up with me.

Luke... you cereal? I got the impression you guys were in it for the (very) long haul.

[thebutcher37]

Marriage was a great idea 2500 years ago.

I am (as Tom Robins said) a "Serial Monogamist" and this one and I are about done.

I figure I will trade in this 50 year old on 2 25 year olds.

Maybe someone near my kids age can keep up with me.

Where do I apply?

LOL sounds


Not judging by the way....

[kinvodA]

Maybe someone near my kids age can keep up with me.

Where do I apply?

[thebutcher37]

heck i got married at 20 and now 28, had my first child when was 21 and second when i was 22. but dont have to worry about being married to long. been divorced for about a year now. ex walked out 3 years ago on us. making her pay child support :D

Child Support... haha

The Womens want equal treatment.... give it to em.

[ACMF74]

[StereoInstaller1]

Marriage was a great idea 2500 years ago.

I am (as Tom Robins said) a "Serial Monogamist" and this one and I are about done.

I figure I will trade in this 50 year old on 2 25 year olds.

Maybe someone near my kids age can keep up with me.

[scabzzzz]

The day my hypothetical wife stops fucking me is the day we start having problems.

Im just a squirrel tryna get a nut, ya know?

[ck_taft325is]

I love my wife almost as much as I do my e30...and she knows this.

Only because it's true.


Married 3 years now with 1.65 kids (the second is due in August) and still having a good time. There's moments as with anything where it's like, "Fuck, I could be hanging out instead of feeling bad about hanging out with so and so..." BUT, it's a fucking blast having someone that's there for you. Just don't fuck it up by being a douche waffle and wife's are great.

[e30rapidic]

I love my wife almost as much as I do my e30...and she knows this.

[RCWells]

Yep, been there, done that. It's the strangest phenomenon, but universally it seems to hold true. No ring=more sex. Put a ring on the finger and it begins to fade away.

That said, divorce sucks ass.

[B Randon]

heck i got married at 20 and now 28, had my first child when was 21 and second when i was 22. but dont have to worry about being married to long. been divorced for about a year now. ex walked out 3 years ago on us. making her pay child support :D

[deutschman]

my best friend just got married and his woman is with child. hes 23. he has a looong way to go. good thing his wife is super chill. very nice woman.