How you know you've been married too long...

[joshh]

I really do enough being married but there are the good days and the bad weeks...lol.

[evandael]

...My advice. Pick up your socks and put some extra effort in...

this man knows what he's talking about.

if you really want a well rounded relationship with great sex, you can't just expect great sex, like its something you inherently deserve. you have to fucking earn it.


its not that difficult to be appealing, helpful, fun, and therefore sexy.

[delatlanta1281]

When you start having dreams about having sex with your wife.

There are bonuses....from what I hear. 18 years later and I'm still trying to figure out wtf happened.

HA HA! How right you are.

[Massimo]

I am not a expert but from what I have learnt, if you want sex after marrage then you need to work for it. Women get bored and need to be stimulated. How? doing all that stuff you can not be bothered with. E.g going shopping with her, having a bath, cooking tea, cleaning the house so on.

Why? Well from my own experiance with my partner of 6 years, when we have sex if it is boaring for her she will start to think about cleaning or things she needs to do. This makes a big problem because she loose her focus and then the sex is crap for both of us and we will end up having less and less.

My advice. Pick up your socks and put some extra effort in, then in bed do something you haven't done before with her. This dose not have to require sex my partner loves it when I fap over her, do it in a different position, maybe watch porn together (good quality one as well girls do not want to watch ron jeremy have sex, nor do that want to see continues pounding), another one that really dose it for us is we stay at a hotel for a night that shit gose crazy then LOL.

Ithor way you are going to have to do that extra mile to get sex often, I am willing to do this to have a partner for the rest of my life as I do not want to think about being 80 years old with no kids and no partner and stuck in my run down house because I can not do anything and am depressed.

[evandael]

^i'm truly grateful that is one of his 9 posts..

[Stanley Rockefeller]

just do oral/handjobs/fingering/making out, usually in movie theaters and after dates in the car. (no, not like that). Part of being raised Catholic in the midwest.

I'm never going to another theatre again

[Not an asshole]

Not married. Still in college. Been with my girl for 3 years. Sometimes the sex gets boring, but that isn't that often. When it does, we take a break from sex for a week and just do oral/handjobs/fingering/making out, usually in movie theaters and after dates in the car. Really makes it feel like high school again; when the week is over we are ready to jump each other. We're usually good for about two months.

Not saying this is for everyone--it is really very dumb and stupid--but we are gluttons for self inflicted punishment (no, not like that). Part of being raised Catholic in the midwest.

[Be30mer]

And there here went my libido for the rest of the week.

Yeah, sorry about that. I was trying to hit both sides of the spectrum.

[RobertK]

So you think having sex with jessica alba would give you the same feeling as having sex with rosie odonnell? On a scale of 1-10, I give your logic an F.

And there here went my libido for the rest of the week.

[mr.vang]

I've seen you post "kids.." 3 times now in a pathetic response to something you may not like, or disagree with. STFU with your e-badgering if that's all you have to say.

lol..look like someone is having a bad day..cheer up its the fawkennn internettt

[Dozyproductions]

I was together with my first wife for 13 yrs ,married for almost 10 of them. Got divorced in august of 2006 and have a daughter which she has now. Been with my 2nd and last wife now for 5 years and married for almost 3 yrs and she is the complete oppisite of the first one in every way sex-saving money-communication-love-letting me mod my car (got my self a small town midwestern girl ;)). She has been nothing but a breath of fresh air and a blessing being in my life,couldnt ask for a better wife. Everytime she kisses my feels like the first one,everytime we have sex feels like the first time having sex,not the same old thing. Its GRRRRRRRRRREAT .

Hey man that sounds great seriously and same with you mr.sleeve. Keeping your guy's examples fresh in the mind seriously is a good reminder about not having to 'settle' for a woman.

[Justin B]

kids...:tsk:

I've seen you post "kids.." 3 times now in a pathetic response to something you may not like, or disagree with. STFU with your e-badgering if that's all you have to say.

[T Verdier]

It's my 1 year wedding anniversary on may 29th. My love grows everyday! ; )

[mr.vang]

Wtf? Your balls haven't dropped yet huh?

kids..:tsk:

[mr.vang]

So you think having sex with jessica alba would give you the same feeling as having sex with rosie odonnell? On a scale of 1-10, I give your logic an F.

kids...:tsk: