Fast five = crap (some spoilers ) but read then watch

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  • KillaCam
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    • Jun 2009
    • 2103

    #1

    Fast five = crap (some spoilers ) but read then watch

    Worst move I've seen in a long time
    Just got done watching it

    It's not about the cars and the races anymore
    Infact there was a scene where a 1968/69 charger beat a porsche gt3..... Please tell me in what world did that happen
    And the move had so many scene fillers where they just show scenery.
    And thing didn't match up like Dom go to this chick house at nigh to get a necklace and they share like 15 words and he leaves and when he opens the door it's bright as fuck out. Her door leads right out side.
    There were many scenes like this
    And the move just seemed cheaply made.
    And why is the Rock alway ( in the movie) look like he just got out of the shower?
    And if you wait after the credits they revive another dead person.
    Why does everyone get so cheery like supper fake cheery when thy find out she pregnant.
    Why in the fight scene do they break through 10000000 walls?
    Why after they race for the gt3 and the owner losses do they go back and get help from him and why is he so willing to help. Seems like it was shitly edited that scene fits in better like 3 scenes ago.
    Why do they make it like cod black ops and why does the rocks team over react when they get ready to leave or kill something.
    And at the end where do they get the mat black last body style chargers from because there not the same one as the police are using in the movie they use the new ones
    I can go on and on
    But

    This movie is retarded
    Idk if it's a new director or what but they're not up on car info or making the scenes flow

    And the movie felt kinda rushed

    The only cool car is the old school gtR that's it.
    No racing scenes .....nothing just a mediocre case scene.

    A waist of money
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  • Farbin Kaiber
    Lil' Puppet
    • Jul 2007
    • 29502

    #2
    repost!



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    • CorvallisBMW
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      • Feb 2005
      • 13039

      #3
      Did you make the same thread 3 times?

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      • jintermont
        Mod Crazy
        • Sep 2008
        • 601

        #4
        Who's got the banhammer

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        • thebutcher37
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          • Aug 2008
          • 2877

          #5
          barrowed from Farbin




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          • Hellabad
            E30 Modder
            • Aug 2008
            • 807

            #6
            Originally posted by KillaCam
            ........ Dom go to this chick house at night to get a necklace and they share like 15 words and he leaves and when he opens the door it's bright as fuck out. Her door leads right out side.

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            • LuckyHenriksen
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              • Jun 2010
              • 4244

              #7
              Saw it last night, thought it was great fun


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              • IminDiegoTriick
                E30 Mastermind
                • Oct 2009
                • 1564

                #8
                i liked it.. way to spoil it for others!
                so much hate for the movie. it wasnt the worst movie ever produced in history.


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                • e30e
                  R3VLimited
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 2176

                  #9
                  So you mean the heist movie isn't a race movie anymore, OMG NO WAY!

                  What the hell are these people supposed to do in every movie ONLY race? There career criminals, they gotta steal some money at some point in time when they are on the run.
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                  • Adrian_Visser
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 2823

                    #10
                    OP you need to fucking work on your grammar reading your posts makes my head hurt.

                    Seriously a "waist" of time?

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                    • ck_taft325is
                      R3V OG
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 6880

                      #11
                      Originally posted by e30e
                      So you mean the heist movie isn't a race movie anymore, OMG NO WAY!

                      What the hell are these people supposed to do in every movie ONLY race? There career criminals, they gotta steal some money at some point in time when they are on the run.
                      No, no... they are supposed to get 9-5's at $11.50 an hour. Working at Schmuck's and be able to have at least $80,000 into their super tuned vehicles and do phat burn outs.
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                      • Killacortes
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • May 2010
                        • 1937

                        #12
                        i think the movie was pretty entertaining. the old school skyline in there was pretty sick
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                        • slammin.e28
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                          • May 2010
                          • 12054

                          #13
                          Going to see it tomorrow night. Can't wait for a good laugh!
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                          • iwantspeed
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 3164

                            #14
                            just saw it
                            i liked it

                            stay till after the credits.


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                            • jasonsnoddy
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 1900

                              #15
                              i enjoyed it


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