I hate Harley Davidsons

[Massimo]

see:

South park - "the f word" (season 13, ep. 12)

fag

[Dozyproductions]

fag

thats the title of the episode. No need to spell it out for us all.

[LowR3V'in]

The guy feels insecure, aka it's kinda gay :giggle:

Either he always got a bad luck on getting and pleasing women, or having a mid life crisis which usually comes with ED Erectile Dysfunction!

That's probably why he's showing off to get some sort of "approval"

:giggle:

100% CORRECT.

[DTM190]

lol

[evandael]

^that body position reminds me of a woman in labor, rotated 90* CW


nice e30! borbet a's?

[Not an asshole]

Why buy a Harley?--Responses from a man who wouldn't fit on anything else

Because I'm not gay
Because I can drive up to any bikerbar and not worry about someone saying "who's the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles on the honda?
Because when I hit the throttle, my dick grows another three inches
Because have you ever met a chick who says "I dig Suzukis"?
Because when you say I have a Harley, no one wonders if its a jetski, or a snowmachine, or a lawnmower, or an outboard, or a powerwasher
Because nothing powered by Harley Davidson ever shot at Americans
Because BMW doesn't make a thong for my girlfriend
Because its a lot harder to find rice to power a bike
Because when I go hog hunting, she needs to be able to fit on the back
Because I hate my parents; they told me I couldn't get one
Because my hair is falling out, my waist is bulging, maybe the Harley can compensate
Because no-one ever looked at someone on a Ducati and thought where the fuck does he keep his gun?
Because when I start up my Kawasaki, my neighbor doesn't bitch

[ck_taft325is]

Why buy a Harley?--Responses from a man who wouldn't fit on anything else

Because I'm not gay
Because I can drive up to any bikerbar and not worry about someone saying "who's the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles on the honda?
Because when I hit the throttle, my dick grows another three inches
Because have you ever met a chick who says "I dig Suzukis"?
Because when you say I have a Harley, no one wonders if its a jetski, or a snowmachine, or a lawnmower, or an outboard, or a powerwasher
Because nothing powered by Harley Davidson ever shot at Americans
Because BMW doesn't make a thong for my girlfriend
Because its a lot harder to find rice to power a bike
Because when I go hog hunting, she needs to be able to fit on the back
Because I hate my parents; they told me I couldn't get one
Because my hair is falling out, my waist is bulging, maybe the Harley can compensate
Because no-one ever looked at someone on a Ducati and thought where the berkeley does he keep his gun?
Because when I start up my Kawasaki, my neighbor doesn't bitch

I wont lie, I laughed my ass off.

[Not an asshole]

I wont lie, I laughed my ass off.

Yay, that was my intention. That was all paraphrased from a friend of mine who is about 375 lbs. He's pretty much limited to a Harley.

Just for the record, if I were ever to get a bike (I doubt I ever will--my parents will write me out of the will if I do, and by the time they die, I'll probably be old enough that my reflexes won't be fast enough anymore), I would want, in this order: Vincent, Harley, Triumph, BMW, Norton, Indian.

[imsotyerred]

Sorry but it is not the machine that is to blame. We have a local bar that has move amazing HD than you can shake a stick at. They are polite with their bikes. One 400lb guy ones a Boss Hog! That bike is a monster

Personally I am a Ducati man at heart =)

But this is coming from the guy that has a straight pipe exhaust.

the machines are built (often by the rider) to produce a loud, obnoxious, lumpy sound.

we can totally blame whatever we want

[KirkerBezerker]

I'm sure my neighbors say the same thing about my car when I'm having to barely throttle it to get over speed bumps without killing my cat.

How do people NOT like that sound?

[Massimo]

thats the title of the episode. No need to spell it out for us all.

Sorry I should have wrote it like this "FAG" I was simply quoting it from the show not repeating the title.

cheers

[j0oftheworld]

What about a harley w. a honda motor swap?
I'm old now.. loud pipes do nothing for me like when I was young.

[dreamchasin]

i have to mess with my throttle on my dirtbike...if i don't it stalls.....2 stroke FTW

[LowR3V'in]

Not a 2 stroke problem.

Adjust the idle screw.
Clean and tune the carb. ;)

[b*saint]

I remember when I first started to ride id do the wave to every rider including harley guys. Last year not one waved back. They alienate themselves from the inside with their "image." So now I dont wave at any harley guy.