whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner?

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  • Rau
    E30 Addict
    • Sep 2010
    • 449
    #16
    Originally posted by devon.818
    i dont have a ferrari right now... :pimp:
    18 years ago your mom should have swallowed to save us all from this dumbass thread.
    Originally posted by RUFFLZ
    #BANDISNIGGA
    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
    Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

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      • FunfGan
        R3V Elite
        • Jan 2011
        • 4958
        #17
        Im 17... But I don't start threads about this kinda crap... This is why us "young" people get such bad reps. I swear, were not all like this.


        Go here be happy!

        Ratchet Garage e30 V8 build.

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          • devon.818
            Banned
            • Feb 2011
            • 2937
            #18
            fuck you!
            you got a problem with my thread say this shit to my face!
            talk to me at gutten fucktards!

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              • ak-
                R3V OG
                • May 2009
                • 12422
                #19
                Originally posted by FunfGan
                Im 17... But I don't start threads about this kinda crap... This is why us "young" people get such bad reps. I swear, were not all like this.
                See.. Now I'm obligated to not like you because of Mr. funny up there.

                Originally posted by devon.818
                fuck you!
                you got a problem with my thread say this shit to my face!
                talk to me at gutten fucktards!
                I have a problem with your thread and wish I could go to Guttenfest to say it to your face.

                1991 325iS turbo

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                  • FunfGan
                    R3V Elite
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 4958
                    #20
                    I'd be at Guttenfest, but I'll be at a driving school... And piece of advice; If you start a thread about your boner and not having a Ferrari, you will get flamed. I know its tough to understand, but its true.


                    Go here be happy!

                    Ratchet Garage e30 V8 build.

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                      • devon.818
                        Banned
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 2937
                        #21
                        my boner deserves its own thread. why you ask? cause everyone's all up on my sack and it needs room to breath!

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                          • FunfGan
                            R3V Elite
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 4958
                            #22
                            There's no witty comment that will make that any funnier...


                            Go here be happy!

                            Ratchet Garage e30 V8 build.

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                              • ck_taft325is
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 6880
                                #23
                                Originally posted by devon.818
                                fuck you!
                                you got a problem with my thread say this shit to my face!
                                talk to me at gutten fucktards!
                                Oh man. I want to start a fund to get the biggest E30 driver local to say it to his face at Guten.
                                Need a part? PM me.

                                Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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                                  • KamakaziX
                                    R3VLimited
                                    • Oct 2010
                                    • 2041
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by FunfGan
                                    Im 17... But I don't start threads about this kinda crap... This is why us "young" people get such bad reps. I swear, were not all like this.
                                    A 16 year old thanks you.

                                    Originally posted by devon.818
                                    fuck you!
                                    you got a problem with my thread say this shit to my face!
                                    talk to me at gutten fucktards!
                                    I hate this kind of attitude . . .
                                    From The Land Of Sky Blue Waters.

                                    Originally posted by lambo
                                    Fuck studying. Party hard.

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                                      • DTM190
                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 1107
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by devon.818
                                        fuck you!
                                        you got a problem with my thread say this shit to my face!
                                        talk to me at gutten fucktards!
                                        I wouldn't say anything.

                                        I would just by accident bump into you with the tip of my boner ;-)

                                        That would make us even
                                        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                                        Originally posted by der affe
                                        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                                        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                                          • CHIF8008
                                            No R3VLimiter
                                            • Nov 2010
                                            • 3447
                                            #26
                                            OP just stop posting please
                                            -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
                                            -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
                                            MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
                                            Got Drop?? ;-)
                                            Originally posted by JinormusJ
                                            But of course
                                            E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

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                                              • emoshun
                                                Mod Crazy
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 781
                                                #27
                                                2 week time out requested for OP.


                                                WTB: e30 in So Cal

                                                Originally posted by downernsp
                                                See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                                                  • Pantless Spency
                                                    It's McRib time!!!
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 7284
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by devon.818
                                                    devon is not 17.
                                                    im definately 18.
                                                    atleast all the older guys at gfest will know they can whale on him if they please since he's 18.
                                                    seriously man i'm pretty fucking retarded, and even i think this thread is way beyond retarded. i mean we all know the real question is what do boner's and ferrari's have in common? you could never own either ;)
                                                    theres some of the e-thug i've picked up around r3v mixed with my own taste of personal humor ;)

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                                                      • Danny
                                                        Moderator
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 14217
                                                        #29
                                                        Is this the age thread? I'm 20.

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                                                          • Pantless Spency
                                                            It's McRib time!!!
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 7284
                                                            #30
                                                            in that case i'm 19.
                                                            and danny when are you gunna do your swaperooo? did you ever get that truck you were talking about?

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