Attention advertisers
Break dancing animals do not make me want to buy your product. They are not remotely funny or cute or edgy. In fact, it annoys me to the point that I will probably boycott whatever it is you're selling even if my life depends on it. Break dancing died in the 80's, please leave it there. Oh, and to all the small business advertisers, I don't give a fuck about how cute you think your family members are. Little Johnny and Sally may be your special little snowflake, but I really don't give a shit about them or you. Your dumb ass son standing next to you in that gay matching suit did nothing but fall out of your wife's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to get where he is in life, fuck him too. Also, screaming about how great your car dealership/appliance store/dry cleaner is makes me want to burn your establishment down.
This is all, please continue on with your day
Break dancing animals do not make me want to buy your product. They are not remotely funny or cute or edgy. In fact, it annoys me to the point that I will probably boycott whatever it is you're selling even if my life depends on it. Break dancing died in the 80's, please leave it there. Oh, and to all the small business advertisers, I don't give a fuck about how cute you think your family members are. Little Johnny and Sally may be your special little snowflake, but I really don't give a shit about them or you. Your dumb ass son standing next to you in that gay matching suit did nothing but fall out of your wife's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to get where he is in life, fuck him too. Also, screaming about how great your car dealership/appliance store/dry cleaner is makes me want to burn your establishment down.
This is all, please continue on with your day
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