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    This is a Public Service Announcement

    Attention advertisers

    Break dancing animals do not make me want to buy your product. They are not remotely funny or cute or edgy. In fact, it annoys me to the point that I will probably boycott whatever it is you're selling even if my life depends on it. Break dancing died in the 80's, please leave it there. Oh, and to all the small business advertisers, I don't give a fuck about how cute you think your family members are. Little Johnny and Sally may be your special little snowflake, but I really don't give a shit about them or you. Your dumb ass son standing next to you in that gay matching suit did nothing but fall out of your wife's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to get where he is in life, fuck him too. Also, screaming about how great your car dealership/appliance store/dry cleaner is makes me want to burn your establishment down.


    This is all, please continue on with your day
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
    William Pitt-

    #2
    Advertising campaign success. They've got you talking about it now don't they.
    tasty

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      #3
      Vids?

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        #4
        sorry farb I dont video tape arson
        Originally posted by Fusion
        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
        William Pitt-

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          #5
          Hahaha the ones that used to get me were the Mr. Clean "erasers"...

          A little kid walking around the house with a crayon drawing all over the walls, then right behind him mom with the Mr. Clean eraser, with a smile on her face taking care of it.

          I want to see what happens when the dad comes home from work and decks his son. I mean really.

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            #6
            Originally posted by s0urce View Post
            Advertising campaign success. They've got you talking about it now don't they.
            Wrecking cars, closing bars.

            Tie rod spacers for sale: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=245785

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              #7
              LOL did you set fire to our sun valley yard here in C.A.


              jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar.
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                #8
                Originally posted by s0urce View Post
                Advertising campaign success. They've got you talking about it now don't they.
                NO not successful. the reason for the adds is to get me to come in and buy your products. I will not do so, and I am speaking in general terms not of 1 particular offending add. Since the adds are pissing me to the point I will not consider patronizing the offending establishments = Advertising FAIL
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                William Pitt-

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                  #9
                  Been parusing OT the past week or so. OP you seem to generally dislike everything.
                  what exactly is sigworthy

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                    NO not successful. the reason for the adds is to get me to come in and buy your products. I will not do so, and I am speaking in general terms not of 1 particular offending add. Since the adds are pissing me to the point I will not consider patronizing the offending establishments = Advertising FAIL
                    First off, it's spelled "ads" not "adds". Second, ad impressions are just as important to ad agencies as the action or conversion.

                    I'll leave you with this:



                    tasty

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                      #11
                      Oh and this commercial seriously made me laugh:

                      tasty

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by alpinweiB View Post
                        Been parusing OT the past week or so. OP you seem to generally dislike everything.
                        hahahah
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                        William Pitt-

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                          #13
                          You seem to be rather opinionated. Am I right, OP?
                          From The Land Of Sky Blue Waters.

                          Originally posted by lambo
                          Fuck studying. Party hard.

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                            #14
                            lol at the mac and cheese one
                            sigpic
                            ^Back in the game^
                            BUILD THREAD: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=201281
                            FS thread:
                            http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=214105

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by bloodshot-e30 View Post
                              lol at the mac and cheese one
                              I would have done the same. Don't fawk with my mac and cheese. :hitler:
                              From The Land Of Sky Blue Waters.

                              Originally posted by lambo
                              Fuck studying. Party hard.

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