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  • b*saint
    No R3VLimiter
    • May 2006
    • 3794

    #1

    Pirates vs Whalers

    After watching Pirates of the Caribbean (terrible movie(s)) and finishing up reading Moby Dick, I was wondering who would win in a fight? Not boat vs boat but pirate vs whaler one on one. It seems Whalers would be in better shape and have these ridiculous kick ass weapons that are made to kill and blood let whales, which would wreck havoc on humans. But Pirates have guns and swords.
    14
    Pirates would kick Whalers ass
    50.00%
    7
    Whalers would kick Pirates ass
    28.57%
    4
    Rob
    21.43%
    3
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|
  • DTM190
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2008
    • 1107

    #2
    lol, dont know but Jack would do it with style, win or lose.
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    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #3
      All I can visualize is modern day. And that means Somali Pirates vs. That fat gray haired guy on the SS Bob Barker. I say the pirates win until that pesky SEAL Team 6 rolls out.

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      • joshh
        R3V OG
        • Aug 2004
        • 6195

        #4
        I say Paul Watson beats them all. If you can fake a gun shot wound and make people believe it, you've already won.
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        • KenC
          King of Kegstands
          • Oct 2003
          • 14396

          #5
          You're able to read Melville and then post this stupid thread?
          Originally posted by Gruelius
          and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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          • Desaevious
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            • Aug 2007
            • 3810

            #6
            Captain Jack! Johnny Depp!

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            • b*saint
              No R3VLimiter
              • May 2006
              • 3794

              #7
              Originally posted by KenC
              You're able to read Melville and then post this stupid thread?
              Its about imagination isn't it?

              How about this Captain Ahab vs the Captain Nemo. Captain Ahab is white. Nemo is Indian. I don't know if that makes a difference.
              Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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              • ColdAccord
                R3V Elite
                • Oct 2003
                • 5926

                #8
                I thought this was going to be a Portland ME vs Connecticut AHL thread
                Originally posted by blunt
                can you get me a deal on cases of their (fiji) bottled water? i wash my 02 in that shit

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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                  All I can visualize is modern day. And that means Somali Pirates vs. That fat gray haired guy on the SS Bob Barker. I say the pirates win until that pesky SEAL Team 6 rolls out.

                  This. Exactly what I though when I read the title.
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                  • Todd Black 88
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 3449

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Desaevious
                    Captain Jack! Johnny Depp!
                    I see what you are doing there.
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                    • CleanAzzE30z
                      R3V OG
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11794

                      #11
                      Id like to be a pirate when I grow up... drinking, whoring, crime..uhh..ing, general deviant activity and its accepted (partly) on the high seas. Wait a minute.... Ive done all those things ad infinitum in the past. And before any of you get cute, no not a "butt" pirate.


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