After watching Pirates of the Caribbean (terrible movie(s)) and finishing up reading Moby Dick, I was wondering who would win in a fight? Not boat vs boat but pirate vs whaler one on one. It seems Whalers would be in better shape and have these ridiculous kick ass weapons that are made to kill and blood let whales, which would wreck havoc on humans. But Pirates have guns and swords.
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lol, dont know but Jack would do it with style, win or lose.Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
Originally posted by der affefirst try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.
if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.
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I say Paul Watson beats them all. If you can fake a gun shot wound and make people believe it, you've already won.Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
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Captain Jack! Johnny Depp!
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Originally posted by KenC View PostYou're able to read Melville and then post this stupid thread?
How about this Captain Ahab vs the Captain Nemo. Captain Ahab is white. Nemo is Indian. I don't know if that makes a difference.Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|
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Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View PostAll I can visualize is modern day. And that means Somali Pirates vs. That fat gray haired guy on the SS Bob Barker. I say the pirates win until that pesky SEAL Team 6 rolls out.
This. Exactly what I though when I read the title.1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5
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Originally posted by Desaevious View PostCaptain Jack! Johnny Depp!Originally posted by codyep3I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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Id like to be a pirate when I grow up... drinking, whoring, crime..uhh..ing, general deviant activity and its accepted (partly) on the high seas. Wait a minute.... Ive done all those things ad infinitum in the past. And before any of you get cute, no not a "butt" pirate.
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