talk about a real motherfu...

[Joe G]

said girls will be back this weekend. ill do my best to get all your horny bastards some pics of the BOOBIES.

[Wh33lhop]

Isn't it great when one person ruins the night for the whole group?

On grad night we had two people in our group who had never truly gotten drunk before (engineers). They both wound up projectile vomiting all over the same table at Denny's within a few seconds of each other. Luckily we were all trashed enough that it was pretty funny.

[devon.818]

i can't say i have not done similar stuff in the day while drunk.

i usually just pee on the toilet paper and in the shampoo though.

i've done this!
i've done some fucked up shit at peoples houses too. but with my friends it all breaks even. i puke on their couch, they end up braking some furniture at mine...it happens.

[der affe]

there is just a sense on accomplishment in peeing on the toilet paper and thinking of the next person who needs to use it reaching for the soggy roll.

[devon.818]

i remember i did that once, then the next morning my buddy was all "what fucker pissed on the fucking toilet paper? i kept spining it hoping for some dry...but there wasnt any!"

i laughed so hard, then said..."wow, what a dick! must've been ben"

ben had locked himself in my friends sisters room and we had to break in the room to get his hungover ass outa the house! everything that got broken that night we blamed on him!
good shit!

[woodisgood]

Lol...white carpet.

[joshh]

I'd suggest you reevaluate your friendship with your "friend". He brought the douche...

[Wh33lhop]

there is just a sense on accomplishment in peeing on the toilet paper and thinking of the next person who needs to use it reaching for the soggy roll.

Hahaha... dude you're a douche. :p I don't often drink till I'm retarded but the few times I have the worst I have done is be annoyingly friendly, let ugly girls goad me into buying them drinks and forget the name of the slightly less ugly girl I woke up in the ditch with. Most of the time I'll even get my piss in the toilet, but I'll always try! I guess it could be worse, in my town the traditional thing for drunken assholes to do to do is kick mirrors in and break windows. One of the reasons I haven't bothered to make my car look nice.

[der affe]

i like asshole better.....;)

i had all my friends converted to doing it too, they were my urinating army!

it is pretty harmless though. i have not caused serious damage without good reason.

i do like to break things when i get shit housed, but it is usually windows in alleys (in the trash piles), stomping on beer bottles, etc. no harm, no foul.

i stopped peeing on the toilet paper in bars after i started working in them because i was on the receiving end of cleaning it up.

[Wh33lhop]

Haha, i's harmless, just nasty! Who wants to touch some nasty ass dissolved piss-soaked TP? I just get sick of the stupid shit people do around here. I saw some weird mound on someone's hood in my parking lot awhile back. I got closer and someone had taken a dump--a HUGE dump, like 2 or 3 pounds worth--on this poor sap's car. It may have been payback or something but my guess is some ass-clown just got shitfaced and thought it would be funny.

Which it was.

But still.

[der affe]

i took a big shit on the gm's chair at chapman dodge after they laid me off a week before christmas.

i did it on a saturday in feb though, revenge is best done after a waiting period. my friend told me it brewed all weekend and the smell was into the lobby by monday morning.

3 filibero's burritos for the win!