Clean your mouse.

[Bimmerfanatik]

If you're still stuck in the 20th century and have an old analog mouse with the ball, take it out and clean those black rollers and white roller to spotless shape, and your mouse works like new again.

I'm seriously impressed. So smooth, so easy.

That's all. Worth the 10 minutes.

[permit]

Holy fuck this forum is reaching new lows. Some of these threads are just utter shit.

[Bimmerfanatik]

Holy fuck this forum is reaching new lows. Some of these threads are just utter shit.

Oh fuck off. Maybe I should have posted titties or dogs fucking coeds. Would that have been better Jeremy? Would THAT have made you happy?

EDIT: And ANOTHER thing. Someone out there is going to read this, do it, and have me to thank for all the wonderful trouble free mouse scrolling they have in the days to come. That'll teach you. Nancy.

[///M Powered]

I thought that was normal maintenance everyone was supposed to do time to time.

[Bimmerfanatik]

I thought that was normal maintenance everyone was supposed to do time to time.

Maybe. Since everyone basically uses optical mouses, it's a forgotten task.

[lucky7]

optical mouse = good investment. im a big fan.

[Werksmini]

There had better be a ban as a result of this threads creation.

"Hey everyone, wash your balls, you will be amazed at how much better they smell. They girls will be all over them, well worth the 5 minuts to clean off all of the cobwebs and lint."

[Bimmerfanatik]

There had better be a ban as a result of this threads creation.

"Hey everyone, wash your balls, you will be amazed at how much better they smell. They girls will be all over them, well worth the 5 minuts to clean off all of the cobwebs and lint."

loser. if you have cobwebs on your balls, you need help.

[Nathan]

It is funny that you should mention cleaning mice. The mice at my school are always so dirty I have to clean it before I can even use the computer...

[diegom6]

It is funny that you should mention cleaning mice. The mice at my school are always so dirty I have to clean it before I can even use the computer...

haha, same here, that's a very old news!

[Ryan Stewart]

loser. if you have cobwebs on your balls, you need help.

Unless its Haloween, then you are a fun house.

[Bimmerfanatik]

loser. if you have cobwebs on your balls, you need help.

Unless its Haloween, then you are a fun house.

:rofl:

[permit]

So you're saying we need to clean the hair off our mouses' balls?

[golde30]

So you're saying we need to clean the hair off our mouses' balls?

LOL, this thread is going places.

[randomtask37]

this could quite possibly be the dumbest thread ive ever gotten the chance to read through... yet, i dont want to lock it.